I did not gain wisdom from this experience.

[sweetestdrain]

So, I was eating a microwaved bean burrito today. I was also curled up in a recliner at the time, and reading a book, and wearing a lowcut tank top. Some combination of all these factors led to me accidentally dropping A REALLY HOT BEAN down my cleavage. I repeat, my CLEAVAGE

Comments

[cindelius]

*dies* Such an appropriate icon.

I feel you pain

[paraka]

I can totally relate to that, when I was in high school, I worked at a movie theater, and once while getting someone their popcorn a burning, oil covered kernal fell down my shirt. It really hurt, and is a little hard to explain, since I dropped the popcorn all over the floor and then stuck a hand in my shirt while yowling. *shakes head*

[luceage]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

This made me laugh so hard. Er, in sympathy, really. :D

You could try to pass it off as a hickey. ;)

[darlulu]

Oh, man, ouch, I feel your pain.

I don't think I've ever burned myself to the extent that there was a mark left behind, but when I was in third or fourth grade, I had a bee fly up my shirt and sting me on my chest...and uh, it being recess and all there was a whole other aspect to the encounter (aka humiliation) that thankfully, or not so thankfully as the case may be, overshadowed the pain.

To this day, I am deathly afraid of bees.