A bizarre form of self-cannibalism?

[sweetestdrain]

I needed something to spread peanut butter with, so I was getting some dishes off my shelf. Unbeknownst to me, there was a fork sitting on the top dish; as I moved them, the fork came dislodged from its position, fell, and embedded itself in my big toe.

How is this my life?

Now, because I am really fucking hungry and not bleeding too badly, I am using the fork to spread peanut butter with.