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[sweetestdrain]

This is reason #4387987289 why I love Dinosaur Comics. (I'm solosexual! Or, rather, Solosexual.)

This is something that made me laugh while I was shrieking in horror. Guidelines for Christian clowns in nursing homes. Just... yeah. Watch. Report back with trauma.

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[sweetestdrain]

I know what you mean. They creep around corners! That's just not cool. That's in fact rather terrifying.

[sockkpuppett]

Between Christian Clown Training and "boytaur" (brought to me BY YOU via dualbunny), I need intensive therapy *now*.

[sweetestdrain]

Eek! I apologize. Either one is bad by itself, but the combination of the two nears lethal amounts of scary...

[hansbekhart]

Wow. Clearly, I'm in the wrong profession. Christian clowns! I wanna know what language it was originally taped in, because that guy's mouth doesn't sync up very well.

[sweetestdrain]

If you were a Christian clown, you could go and have your heartstrings tugged every day! Just remember not to gang up on the old people or jump out from behind pillars or stab them with evil clown knives. They might find that intimidating.

I think the guy is speaking English, the audio's just really out of sync. By about five words or so.

[sol_se]

"If they're in need of touch, you touch them."

Holy crap! Thank you for the most disturbing way to start my morning! Those aren't just creepy-ass clowns, those are creepy clowns invading your personal space! And jumping out from behind pillars in nursing homes...Agh

::metasexual!::

[sweetestdrain]

Ahaha, that was the line that made me shriek in horror. That, and the jumping out from behind pillars, and how they had to convince the clowns not to go in a closed door. Jesus. I am never going near another clown ever ever.

[passionflows]

. . . asdfhldflhdfh;. That is HORRIFYING. I cannot cope.

[sweetestdrain]

I didn't even have a clown phobia, but now I'm thinking I may start. It seems wise.