ow, my butt hurts.
And I may never be able to type normally again. I just spent the last hour sitting out on the porch (because it is so nice and warm and breezy omg!) typing up this little thingy. Unfortunately, I was sitting on concrete the entire time, and OW.
So yes. This ficlet is for renenet. Not only is she super special and I wrote it just for her!, but very few others may be able to properly appreciate it. And may I just say -- this is rather hard to proofread, and my writing kept being interupted by random people saying hello and chasing other people with big sticks, so I might've gotten distracted and written some odd stuff. We'll find out!
ibw sT EISBWT NXJt swxusws rgR GW bs higb agwooES AGIYKS Gcw awz, gw swxsws ri qUR YBRUK AGWOOes nSW RGW DUEAR NICWM VWXyaw id rgiaw cwet aryous eykw *aryous vwxYAW UB EISBWT;A IOUBUIB btrgubf rgR SWXEawa arRUARUXk oeivVUKURUT ID AWZ UA UBGWEWBRKT ARYOUS* 00 btqT~ eusbwt qURWS, bs gw qURWS, AGWOOes ixxAUIBkkt sxeRXGWS GUA BIAWM VYR drwe xibasweRUIBM EISBWT SWRWENUBWS RGr ur qA NIAR KUJWKT BIR ayowe aexewr fT AUFBk, gw qURWS, DUBkktm eisbwt qA Rkjubfri qurg agwooES UB RGW GkkqTM bs agwooES 00
IGM Qur, hyar BIRGWE BIAW URXG,
:IJtm rgR;A URM: Aus eisbwt, :u M RGIEIYFGKT AUXJ ID RGUA IVKUCUIYA EIYRUBWM: bs gw seFFWS AGWOOes ubri rgw bwEWAR WNORT EIIN,
:Qurm qgR>: Aus agwooES,
:QE;EW Gvubf awzm: aUS EISBWTM VYAUKT SUCWARUBF AGWOOes id gua reiyawea, agwooES;A AJUB Qa qEN bs rBRkuubf vwbwRG GUA Gbsa,
agwooES GWAURrws NINWBR, EISBWT Gs VEUWD DKew id ybwAW UB GUA ARINxg 00 qgR UD AGWOOes,,,> gw ewdyaws ri xinokwrw rgw rgiyfgr NS UBARWs qeuffkws gua dubfwea ubri agwooES;A QuarvNS bs xkiaws gua gBS eiybs agwooES;A XIXJ,
:GYGM: Aus agwooES, GW KIIJWS r eisbwt qurg N ISS WZOEWAAUIB DIE ninwbr, akiqktm FEUB AOEWs XEIAA GUA Dxw, gw feAOWS EISBWT;A QEUAR *RGW IBW UB HIGB;A Obra 00 dyxj rgua ua gES RI QEURWM TI~* bs riij ARWO XKIAWEM VEWxgubf eisbwt;a oweaibK AOxw ub KK AIERA ID QWKXINW Qta, :ijTM: GW Aus xAYkktm BS JUAAWS EISBWT Ergwe aiybskt ib rgw niyrg,
:G~: rgiyfgr eisbwtm BS GW QIYKS Gcw aUS UR IYR KIYS UD BIR DIE RGW Dxr rgR GUA NIYRG Qa irgwequaw ixxyouws, dubKKT,
RGW WBS~
ETA: Translation of ficlet now available in comments, due to the lovely f1renze (and sdwolfpup)!
So yes. This ficlet is for renenet. Not only is she super special and I wrote it just for her!, but very few others may be able to properly appreciate it. And may I just say -- this is rather hard to proofread, and my writing kept being interupted by random people saying hello and chasing other people with big sticks, so I might've gotten distracted and written some odd stuff. We'll find out!
ibw sT EISBWT NXJt swxusws rgR GW bs higb agwooES AGIYKS Gcw awz, gw swxsws ri qUR YBRUK AGWOOes nSW RGW DUEAR NICWM VWXyaw id rgiaw cwet aryous eykw *aryous vwxYAW UB EISBWT;A IOUBUIB btrgubf rgR SWXEawa arRUARUXk oeivVUKURUT ID AWZ UA UBGWEWBRKT ARYOUS* 00 btqT~ eusbwt qURWS, bs gw qURWS, AGWOOes ixxAUIBkkt sxeRXGWS GUA BIAWM VYR drwe xibasweRUIBM EISBWT SWRWENUBWS RGr ur qA NIAR KUJWKT BIR ayowe aexewr fT AUFBk, gw qURWS, DUBkktm eisbwt qA Rkjubfri qurg agwooES UB RGW GkkqTM bs agwooES 00
IGM Qur, hyar BIRGWE BIAW URXG,
:IJtm rgR;A URM: Aus eisbwt, :u M RGIEIYFGKT AUXJ ID RGUA IVKUCUIYA EIYRUBWM: bs gw seFFWS AGWOOes ubri rgw bwEWAR WNORT EIIN,
:Qurm qgR>: Aus agwooES,
:QE;EW Gvubf awzm: aUS EISBWTM VYAUKT SUCWARUBF AGWOOes id gua reiyawea, agwooES;A AJUB Qa qEN bs rBRkuubf vwbwRG GUA Gbsa,
agwooES GWAURrws NINWBR, EISBWT Gs VEUWD DKew id ybwAW UB GUA ARINxg 00 qgR UD AGWOOes,,,> gw ewdyaws ri xinokwrw rgw rgiyfgr NS UBARWs qeuffkws gua dubfwea ubri agwooES;A QuarvNS bs xkiaws gua gBS eiybs agwooES;A XIXJ,
:GYGM: Aus agwooES, GW KIIJWS r eisbwt qurg N ISS WZOEWAAUIB DIE ninwbr, akiqktm FEUB AOEWs XEIAA GUA Dxw, gw feAOWS EISBWT;A QEUAR *RGW IBW UB HIGB;A Obra 00 dyxj rgua ua gES RI QEURWM TI~* bs riij ARWO XKIAWEM VEWxgubf eisbwt;a oweaibK AOxw ub KK AIERA ID QWKXINW Qta, :ijTM: GW Aus xAYkktm BS JUAAWS EISBWT Ergwe aiybskt ib rgw niyrg,
:G~: rgiyfgr eisbwtm BS GW QIYKS Gcw aUS UR IYR KIYS UD BIR DIE RGW Dxr rgR GUA NIYRG Qa irgwequaw ixxyouws, dubKKT,
RGW WBS~
ETA: Translation of ficlet now available in comments, due to the lovely f1renze (and sdwolfpup)!