Oh so Nice
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I pulled over and changed thiefofcoco's flat tire (15 points). Last Friday I donated bone marrow to shaxnerd418 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Sunday I helped godamongstmen see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (648 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
sweetdulcinea
Suck on that bitches!