Mar 03, 2004 18:56
OH OH OH,
And at this school, they give out awards at the end of the near entitled "Les Z'heros de l'Année" Remember in high school how they voted the "the most athletic," "the cutest couple," etc.? Well apparantly this school has the same, but instead of a yearbook it's an all-out awards ceremony and the winners (losers?) are supposed give acceptance speeches. Instead of the nice wholesome categories you'd find in Buttfuck, USA, there are such distinguished categories as "Nicest Ass (Male)," "Nices Ass (Female)," "Miss Airbags" (just take a guess), "Guy most shot down by girls," "Biggest Drunk," etc.
For those of you who speak french au courant, yours truly (ie. moi), is nominated as "LA CHOPEUSE DE L'ANNEE". While at the K-Fet yesterday morning, people who I've never spoken to in my life were writing my name down on the ballot for this category. Fucking hell, well if this doesnt just sum up my year here then I don't know what does. I suppose I brought it all on myself.
And for those who don't know what "La Chopeuse de l'Annee" means, well, you're a shit out of luck.