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You Are Friend-able!
While you may not be the first on a booty call list, you have plenty of friends.
It's not that you are unattractive - you just haven't cultivated your sex appeal.
Disappointed? Don't be! There's tons you can do to increase your do-ability.
Open up, flirt more, get some new clothes. The sex is out there - it's up to you to find it.
Are You F***able?
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ok people, at least we know the sex is out there. thanks for clearing that up.
um yeah, the next one was gross, so we're omitting it from the update. ::gags to self::
You are a SUBTLE Flirt!
This is the female equivalent of "the strong and silent type."
Or, the whole "still waters run deep" thing.
And that makes you dangerous. Oh, yes…dangerous.
You lull men (and competitive women) into a false sense of security.
By appearing nonthreatening, quiet and unassuming, you can strike at the right moment, when no one's expecting it.
It's a method that’s tried and true over the ages and it works wonders for you.
So go on, with your sneaky self, Ms. Covert Ops.
What Kind of Flirt Are *You*?
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oh yeah. sneaky flirt's the way to be. sneaky subtle...same thing.
You'll Get Caught Doing it On The Beach!
This answer should be of no surprise. You love the ocean.
You love the sun, the water, and the exotic surfer types.
You like being the catch - not the one fishing.
You have the skimpiest bikinis and you have been know to check out a nude beach.
You know you'll attract men, so all you have to do it lay back.
You go to the beach so much that you know the perfect coves to do the dirty deed.
Unless that hot new lifeguard finds your secret spot......
You love getting naked in the sun, and getting your most private parts tan.
Screwing on the beach is awesome. You've found it, you love it, and it's yours!
Where Will You Get Caught Having Sex?
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who says i'll get caught?
You Have Ample Boobs!
No doubt about it, you have one hell of a rack
No matter what you wear, you're a walking boob attack
Other girls might get jealous - and say your boobs are fake
But you smile knowing their boyfriends are yours to take!
What's Good About Your Boobs?
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ha, yeah, don't make me laugh. i only wish i had this problem...is it even a problem?
Your Sign Is: Curves Ahead
You've got a lot of sex appeal, but you don't overplay it.
You know you're hot. And you don't have to prove it to anyone else.
Instead of being the center of attention, you tend to lure your crush away from the crowd.
It's hard work to get with you - but you are worth the effort.
What's Your Street Sign?
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Your Seduction Stye: "Prized Object"
The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.
The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase.
You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't!
You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors
Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor
You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for..
What Kind of Seducer Are You?
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hm, funny, it always seems like the guys are hard to get.
You are Alcohol!
A little sloppy, a little hungry, and a whole lot horny.
So what if you've had a drunken fling or two with puke still in your hair?
You're the life of the party - well, if you can get invited...
What Drug Are You?
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You Would Make $500 a Night!
You won't have to resort to the streets to earn your cash...
But you will spend most of your time at a brothel on the wrong side of town!
How Much Could You Make as a Prostitute?
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You Will Have Sex With 0 People!
Ah, things aren't looking that good for you
It seems like you haven't had sex yet
Maybe you're still young - but maybe you're sexphobic.
If you don't want to die a virgin, you've got to act soon!
How Many People Will You Have Sex With?
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this one makes me kinda sad. and i am NOT sexaphobic, thank you very much!
There is MOST DEFINITELY a boyfriend in your future.
Never one to miss a chance to meet a guy, you're always "on" and it pays off.
At the grocery store, the video store, wherever…you're constantly on the
lookout for the next victim.
Not that you treat men like shit. Far from it! It's just that you love 'em so
much, it's hard to limit yourself to just one.
Like M&M's, except your men usually melt in your mouth. AND your hands. Mmmm!
Is There A Boyfriend In Your Future?
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well good, at least i know there's hope. because these quizes are so accurate.
You Are Dreamy Sexy!
Your sex appeal stems from your constant dreamlike state.
Not only do you think about fairy tales, you have the ways of a fairy princess.
You're sweet, soft manner attracts similarly dreamy guys
And your natural girly beauty lures all men in, so be discriminating!
What Kind of Sexy Are *You*?
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You Are Slowly Undressing Someone
Your foreplay is slow, seductive, and totally transparent.
When you want some, you take action!
And you turn your lover completely on in the process.
You've been known to undress with your teeth -
And kiss all over. If it involves talent and time...
Well, let's just say you have plenty of both.
What Kind of Foreplay Are *You*?
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haha, no.
i got seductive bedroom style, but it was so UNTRUE, i didn't bother to copy it in here. i am so not a seductress. not that you guys needed to know that. or any of these results for that matter.
There's a 0 - 25% Chance You'll Cheat!
Sound about right?
You know the deal. Everyone gets tempted...
And the key to maintaining your relationship is not giving in.
You even go as far as staying away from anything close to cheating.
But everyone's human, so don't over do it.
You might come to resent your pure ways - and get a little too crazy to compensate.
Sound completely wrong?
So you're a cheater!
Either you're really prone to cheat (you find sex in any situation)
Or on the way to recovery.
With answers like yours, you know what it takes to shape up.
Are You Likely to Cheat?
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You Are Sex Starved!
Alas, you need a little help encouraging a lover and have come to this quiz hoping for some advice.
You're on the right track so don't despair.
With breasts that could kill a man and some training, you are on the road to becoming the new sex kitten or goddess on your block!
Just remember that it's very easy to kinkify any action you take, from brushing your teeth to eating a burrito...
As long as you use your tongue alot and pretend you're playing with a cock at all times.
Lose those inhibitions and try new things in new places, whether they be in your body or in the drive-thru.
This will make your erotic fantasies a reality and bring forth the lovers of your dreams!
What Sexy Woman Are You?
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You Should Teach Dating Etiquette 101!
You may not have conquered dating yet, but that's just because you refuse to settle.
You know the places to meet guys, as well as conversation starters.
You are the ideal flirt - always scoring the most free dinners, drinks, and diamonds.
You are perfect at teaching those with bad luck how to date.
You'll show women how to juggle men - the old "pair and a spare" strategy.
And you'll also show them how to spot a jerk... because you've met lots of them!
What's Class Should You Teach?
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You Are An Innocent Bitch!
Like most chicks, you act like you're innocent.
But to get what you want, you'll be a total bitch...
And never get caught!
What Kind of Bitch Are *You*?
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Your Guy is Prince Charming!
The man for you is Prince Charming.
You need a sensitive, romantic man who will understand and listen.
You enter into relationships for love and need a committed man who will provide plenty of love and security.
What Guy is Perfect for *You*?
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You Are A Virgin Daquiri
The name says it all.
You’re pure as the driven snow, chaste, not yet deflowered.
However you want to put it.
This doesn’t mean you’re necessarily a virgin.
Oh, no, Missy. It means that you THINK you are.
Or, more specifically, that you think of yourself as one.
You don’t do anything too nasty or dirty.
Missionary position works for you, every time.
Hey, nothing wrong with that.
That’s the only position most guys know, anyway.
What Cocktail Are You?
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Your Hottest Body Part is Your Hair!
A beauty salon is your mothership, and it's always calling you home.
Your hairstylist is your best friend.
You don't know how people lived with moose and no mousse.
You make men growl with that fabulous mane.
You can work it by swinging it on the dance floor or mussing it in bed during hot sex.
If they're looking for the next Jennifer Aniston hair craze, they need look no further than you.
Celebs who work their hair as hard as you do include: Anna Kournikova, Nicole Kidman, Beyoncé Knowles, and of course, Jennifer Aniston.
Want to play up your hair even more?
Wear simple makeup and tops, so that your flowing hair is the main attraction.
Spruce your hair up even more with a little shine, glitter, or highlights.
What's Your Hottest Body Part??
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i was hoping to be told my butt was the nicest since that's what gets the most male attention it seems...but hair is a close second...
You Are 100% Virgin!
Well, well, well. Look who's little Miss Perfect. You're pure and proud of it.
My advice? Grab yourself the first man that walks past you and bang him like you've never dreamt you could.
You are what people like to call, "the holiest of holes" - although in your fantasies, you are the world's naughtiest girl!
When you finally have sex, you'll be great at role playing, foreplay, and oral.
What Do Girls Whisper Behind Your Back? Virgin or Whore Quiz Tells All!
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yeah yeah. surprise surprise.
this update was boring, but everyone else pretty much summed up the weekend. I haven't done much since i got home, i ate, watched tv (one tree hilll was disappointing and shocking all at the same time) and talked to my brother about the concert. tomorrow i plan on attempting to at least semi-clean my room and washing my car (there's a sick amount of pollen on it). we'll see how all that goes. i'll probably sleep for most of the day.
Christina, thanks times a million for letting me borrow your pants. mine were disgusting. i'll wash them and either give them to you the next time i see you or drop them off at your house sometime. the concert was amazing. as everyone else has already noted. i was so happy when they covered hey-ya. and even though most of the guys there were not especially nice, some were pretty cute. and i totally agree with kerri about the guy from rocket summer...definitely gay. the hair gave him away before he even started singing. i thought they did a good show though.
and i am pleased that kerri at least invited brian to play uno with us, even if she did take the cheap way out...
and kudos to jess for her amazing driving skills...i would have killed us all if i were in charge of driving.
ps- donations are now being accepted for the fix christina's car foundation. any amount will be accepted. why does everything cost money? and why do i always seem to need the most money when i have less than nothing? its a sad thing.
i feel dirty after taking these quizes, i omited some if they were dumb or gross. but i still did enough quizzes to last me for like all eternity.