So my brother left on vacation and I'm babysitting his bamboo plant at work. He named it Bam Bam and I've decided it's going to have an adventure every day.
"Day 1. My master left on vacation and I was alone all weekend. I decided to try and make a friend with big brother tree. He never spoke to me even after I donned similar garb and now I'm double worried since mean girl PUT BIG BROTHER TREE IN A BOX.
I best lose the sparkle before I draw too much attention to myself and end up suffering the same fate."
Bam Bam apparently got dressed up like our office Xmas tree and got frightened when I took the tree down.