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Character: Monika Adenauer
Series: Yakitate!! Japan
Character Age: 16
Canon: There's manga about baseball, the mafia, and even card games, but never before has there been a manga about bread! Until now, that is. Yakitate!!Japan is the story of Azuma Kazuma, a young boy who is determined to bake a bread that for once isn't French, English, or even German. Oh no, he plans to make the ultimate Japanese bread, ja-pan (a pun, as 'pan' is Japanese for 'bread'), and taking a bite out of any and all trials, dramatic backstories, fourth wall breakage, and bad jokes that get in his way!
Monika is a German-American, and she is unique in this setting simply by the fact she isn't crazy about bread. No, the food she's crazy for is candy! To the point she'd kick anyone who touches it without her permission. She utilizes this sweet tooth too, by becoming a world champion pastry chef despite being an amateur baker, and one day hopes to achieve her dream: to own her own 'candy castle', aka: a sweet shop. Determined, she'll also use any tricks sans cheating itself to get her way, which includes baking in only a bikini on or flirting. Nor is Monika above being brash or having occasional bursts of temper. However, she can put it all behind her as she is otherwise rather playful and bubbly, and is an ordinary teenage girl when you get down to it. Not to mention, if you'll pardon the pun, she's also a very sweet girl.
Sample Post:
Hi~! I'm Monika Adenauer, a pastry chef who has been asked by the Director of this place to show you guys how real sweets and treats are made. And one of the first things I found out when I got here is that when it comes to making desserts, you guys really take the cake. No, I mean it! After all, making cakes without real sugar? No wonder you all look like zombies! So from now on, CFUD isn't going to be known as 'Camp Fuck U Die', ooooh no, instead it's going to be 'Cakes For Uber Dummies'! Got it?
Great! Now who around here has had previous experience with baking? No one? I heard that there was a baker somewhere around here named Marcy, but she'd only put buns into the guy's ovens! But no worries, anyone, female or male, can put a bun in my oven anytime as long as you ask nicely ♥. And-- yes, yes, of course I mean it! That's what I'm here to do, after all!
Anyway, let's begin with stage one of the CFUD program, collecting the ingredients! Before I arrived here the Director provided with a list of things to make cake with, so you better get all the items on it. With a good sugar substitute, by the way, none of that disgusting Splenda stuff; all that'll bring is gruel and unusual punishment. So if you do find something good, I'll give you a surprise ♥-- no, not a piece of my mind! Why on earth would you want me to yell at you? U-unless you're into that sort of thing, and if so, you're still denied!
Honestly, is collecting ingredients really that hard? I would've thought it'd be a no brainer, you just need to find the ingredients on the lis-- hey, hey don't walk away! You wouldn't leave a girl all alone to get all the ingredients by herself in a creepy place like this, would you? I was joking when I said it was a no brainer, there's tons of brains involved! Look, they're even on the list, where it says brains and edible underwear and-- h-hahaha, you've got to be kidding me, what kind of ingredients are these?! Alright, that's the last straw! This place is spooky and muddy and now the ingredients are really messed up! If you guys wanted something sweet, you're now out of luck because my sweet, sweet candy is out of stock!
...what do you mean you'll just go to Candy Mountain? And my name may not be Charlie, but I'm going too!
Series: Yakitate!! Japan
Character Age: 16
Canon: There's manga about baseball, the mafia, and even card games, but never before has there been a manga about bread! Until now, that is. Yakitate!!Japan is the story of Azuma Kazuma, a young boy who is determined to bake a bread that for once isn't French, English, or even German. Oh no, he plans to make the ultimate Japanese bread, ja-pan (a pun, as 'pan' is Japanese for 'bread'), and taking a bite out of any and all trials, dramatic backstories, fourth wall breakage, and bad jokes that get in his way!
Monika is a German-American, and she is unique in this setting simply by the fact she isn't crazy about bread. No, the food she's crazy for is candy! To the point she'd kick anyone who touches it without her permission. She utilizes this sweet tooth too, by becoming a world champion pastry chef despite being an amateur baker, and one day hopes to achieve her dream: to own her own 'candy castle', aka: a sweet shop. Determined, she'll also use any tricks sans cheating itself to get her way, which includes baking in only a bikini on or flirting. Nor is Monika above being brash or having occasional bursts of temper. However, she can put it all behind her as she is otherwise rather playful and bubbly, and is an ordinary teenage girl when you get down to it. Not to mention, if you'll pardon the pun, she's also a very sweet girl.
Sample Post:
Hi~! I'm Monika Adenauer, a pastry chef who has been asked by the Director of this place to show you guys how real sweets and treats are made. And one of the first things I found out when I got here is that when it comes to making desserts, you guys really take the cake. No, I mean it! After all, making cakes without real sugar? No wonder you all look like zombies! So from now on, CFUD isn't going to be known as 'Camp Fuck U Die', ooooh no, instead it's going to be 'Cakes For Uber Dummies'! Got it?
Great! Now who around here has had previous experience with baking? No one? I heard that there was a baker somewhere around here named Marcy, but she'd only put buns into the guy's ovens! But no worries, anyone, female or male, can put a bun in my oven anytime as long as you ask nicely ♥. And-- yes, yes, of course I mean it! That's what I'm here to do, after all!
Anyway, let's begin with stage one of the CFUD program, collecting the ingredients! Before I arrived here the Director provided with a list of things to make cake with, so you better get all the items on it. With a good sugar substitute, by the way, none of that disgusting Splenda stuff; all that'll bring is gruel and unusual punishment. So if you do find something good, I'll give you a surprise ♥-- no, not a piece of my mind! Why on earth would you want me to yell at you? U-unless you're into that sort of thing, and if so, you're still denied!
Honestly, is collecting ingredients really that hard? I would've thought it'd be a no brainer, you just need to find the ingredients on the lis-- hey, hey don't walk away! You wouldn't leave a girl all alone to get all the ingredients by herself in a creepy place like this, would you? I was joking when I said it was a no brainer, there's tons of brains involved! Look, they're even on the list, where it says brains and edible underwear and-- h-hahaha, you've got to be kidding me, what kind of ingredients are these?! Alright, that's the last straw! This place is spooky and muddy and now the ingredients are really messed up! If you guys wanted something sweet, you're now out of luck because my sweet, sweet candy is out of stock!
...what do you mean you'll just go to Candy Mountain? And my name may not be Charlie, but I'm going too!