i had to..it's too funny

Mar 27, 2008 22:00

As you may be aware, the Bush Administration indicated that many of us will soon get a nice rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China .

If we spend it on gasoline, it will all go to the Arabs

If we spend it on fruit and vegetables, it will all go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala .

If we purchase a good car, it will all go to Japan .

If we purchase useless crap, it will all go to Taiwan , and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America ; & the only way to keep that money here at home is

to spend it on prostitutes and beer ... since those are the few businesses still in the US .

My name is Elliot Spitzer, and I approved this ad.
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