Mar 27, 2008 22:00
As you may be aware, the Bush Administration indicated that many of us will soon get a nice rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China .
If we spend it on gasoline, it will all go to the Arabs
If we spend it on fruit and vegetables, it will all go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala .
If we purchase a good car, it will all go to Japan .
If we purchase useless crap, it will all go to Taiwan , and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America ; & the only way to keep that money here at home is
to spend it on prostitutes and beer ... since those are the few businesses still in the US .
My name is Elliot Spitzer, and I approved this ad.