-meh-
I got my license.
That was pretty cool.
Wish I could actually be allowed to drive somewhere.
ETA:
Title: God Help Me
Author: me
Rating: PG for the threatening of innocent teddy bears
Fandom: Harry Potter
Summary: James helps Lily pack.
Notes: All dialogue, and kind of pointless.
"Say it."
"Over my dead body."
"Don't say such things. Rosier might take you seriously."
"I don't think he cares if I say it or not."
"He might."
"I'm pretty sure he doesn't."
"Yeah, I don't much want him to care about my affairs anyway."
"Way to be a man."
"Excuse me?"
"Oh, don't sound so offended, you big headed baby."
"You just insulted my manhood twice."
"I'm sure you'll get it over it, seeing as it's so small."
"Ah! Three times! My heart, I can feel it fading beneath my finger tips."
"Drama queen."
"Okay, enough. I create no drama."
"You're pretending to be dying because I elluded to the idea that you're not a man."
"I can prove that I'm a man to you."
"I think I'll pass."
"Are you sure?"
"Quite."
"Say it."
"You're still on that?"
"And will be until you say it, Miss Ungrateful."
"I'm not ungrateful! I just don't think that it's necessary."
"Oh. It is."
"According to you."
"So that makes it law. Why are you still fighting with me? Say it already."
"I believe that I already refused to do so, Potter."
"Ouch, surname. Must resort to more charming tactics that will include the use of my given name... wha-- what are you laughing at?"
"You! Charming includes being a person, which you also lack."
"So now I'm a genderless thing?"
"I never said genderless..."
"Witch!"
"Yes, thank you for that. I had forgotten for a whole thirty seconds I think. Now if you'll excuse me--"
"You aren't going anywhere until you say it."
"You can't force me to stay."
"Oh really...?"
"No, no! It wasn't a challange, get that look off your face. You can force me to stay, no challange. Just... stop it."
"Say it."
"No."
"Say it."
"I'd rather die."
"Say it or the bear gets it."
"Oh, James, not my bear! I've had it since I was three! Do you want to scar me?"
"Being scarred is seeing Sirius naked."
"I'll take your word for that. Now, can I please have my bear back?"
"When you say it."
"You're evil."
"So I've been told."
"What if I...?"
"No deals. You say it or else... the bear."
"You wouldn't. Oh, no! James, that wasn't a challange either! Okay, okay, I'll say it. Just put my bear down first."
"Okay, there you go, now speak, woman."
"I'm not a dog."
"You're stalling."
"I--stay away from the bear! Okay, I'm saying it. JamesPotteristhemosthandsomemaneverand--oh... I can't remember the rest."
"Then you send the bear to his death..."
"James! And... and... he's--um... oh, James, give me back the bear. Please? I'll say it when I can think of it."
"Alright, truce."
"Thank you. Now can I have my bear...?"
"I suppose."
"This is the last time I let you help me pack."
"But I was bored."
"So you threatened innocent bears?"
"Only one bear."
"You are the worst boyfriend ever."
"You still love me."
"God help me."
That was pretty cool.
Wish I could actually be allowed to drive somewhere.
ETA:
Title: God Help Me
Author: me
Rating: PG for the threatening of innocent teddy bears
Fandom: Harry Potter
Summary: James helps Lily pack.
Notes: All dialogue, and kind of pointless.
"Say it."
"Over my dead body."
"Don't say such things. Rosier might take you seriously."
"I don't think he cares if I say it or not."
"He might."
"I'm pretty sure he doesn't."
"Yeah, I don't much want him to care about my affairs anyway."
"Way to be a man."
"Excuse me?"
"Oh, don't sound so offended, you big headed baby."
"You just insulted my manhood twice."
"I'm sure you'll get it over it, seeing as it's so small."
"Ah! Three times! My heart, I can feel it fading beneath my finger tips."
"Drama queen."
"Okay, enough. I create no drama."
"You're pretending to be dying because I elluded to the idea that you're not a man."
"I can prove that I'm a man to you."
"I think I'll pass."
"Are you sure?"
"Quite."
"Say it."
"You're still on that?"
"And will be until you say it, Miss Ungrateful."
"I'm not ungrateful! I just don't think that it's necessary."
"Oh. It is."
"According to you."
"So that makes it law. Why are you still fighting with me? Say it already."
"I believe that I already refused to do so, Potter."
"Ouch, surname. Must resort to more charming tactics that will include the use of my given name... wha-- what are you laughing at?"
"You! Charming includes being a person, which you also lack."
"So now I'm a genderless thing?"
"I never said genderless..."
"Witch!"
"Yes, thank you for that. I had forgotten for a whole thirty seconds I think. Now if you'll excuse me--"
"You aren't going anywhere until you say it."
"You can't force me to stay."
"Oh really...?"
"No, no! It wasn't a challange, get that look off your face. You can force me to stay, no challange. Just... stop it."
"Say it."
"No."
"Say it."
"I'd rather die."
"Say it or the bear gets it."
"Oh, James, not my bear! I've had it since I was three! Do you want to scar me?"
"Being scarred is seeing Sirius naked."
"I'll take your word for that. Now, can I please have my bear back?"
"When you say it."
"You're evil."
"So I've been told."
"What if I...?"
"No deals. You say it or else... the bear."
"You wouldn't. Oh, no! James, that wasn't a challange either! Okay, okay, I'll say it. Just put my bear down first."
"Okay, there you go, now speak, woman."
"I'm not a dog."
"You're stalling."
"I--stay away from the bear! Okay, I'm saying it. JamesPotteristhemosthandsomemaneverand--oh... I can't remember the rest."
"Then you send the bear to his death..."
"James! And... and... he's--um... oh, James, give me back the bear. Please? I'll say it when I can think of it."
"Alright, truce."
"Thank you. Now can I have my bear...?"
"I suppose."
"This is the last time I let you help me pack."
"But I was bored."
"So you threatened innocent bears?"
"Only one bear."
"You are the worst boyfriend ever."
"You still love me."
"God help me."