Resurrection's: Because it was that good.

[sweetazz]

So there i am running nekked down the freeway, and it's rush hour. Then outta nowhere, Burt Reynolds pulls up next to me in a chopped-down Bandit-Style Bentley and says, "Hey kid, hop in." So i does. We're riding on faster and faster and he's telling me about a movie he's making, and i realize he's not driving, it's a monkey. I says to him, i says, "Hey Burt, is that safe?" and he assures me it is. The monkey howls out "I Feel GREAT", so I know he's on Nutri-grain or Smack. So Burt comes on out and tells me he needs a naked boy for his new movie "The Bandit and the Naked Boy" and he wants me. So i said sure. but in a stipulation i wanted three naked girsl. He says, "Alright, you drive a hard bargain. There's about 8 in the trunk, but three's dead. Try to guess which ones!"

And that there, was the best prom night ever.

-FiC-