Why I Love Me Ma

[sweetazz]

"Mom! Mom! There's a monster under my bed!"
"What?"
"There's a monster. Under my bed."
"You don't have a bed."
"Oh yeah. That's reassuring."
"Wait, what monster?"
"I think it was Doug Gourmand, brother-in-law to Cthulu or the Chupacabra."
-Mom turns on the light-
"What are you talking about?"
-hug mom-
"Yay you scared it away!"
--and have no sense of humor"

I then had to explain to her how it should have ended at "...that's reassuring."
We love her anyway.

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