I love you, flip flops.
Easter sucked. My dad screamed and acted like a general ass the whole day, like I knew he would. You know it was a bad day when I was happy to go to work. Good thing I smoked up before I went over there. Apparently when my sister and I were retrieving the cake, my dad was screaming to Beth "I'm a winner! No one ever loses to me!" What a freak.
At work I waited on a couple on what I presume was a blind/Internet date. The man had on a shirt that "If God didn't make pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco." Nice.
At work I waited on a couple on what I presume was a blind/Internet date. The man had on a shirt that "If God didn't make pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco." Nice.