Oct 08, 2006 16:20
and this is the part where i fume...
Current mood: enraged
alright. i've fucking had it. i have put up with a lot of low shit in my time but this fucking takes the fucking cake.
first off, if someone your spouse used to date goes up to your spouse in a hallway, leans in, puts their hand on the spouse's shoulder and starts talking (for the second time last night) how beautiful your spouse is, what are you gonna do? i don't give a SHIT if the person in question has been drinking. I don't give a SHIT if it was "innocent". The person deserves to have you, as the defending spouse, say something to them. And if the offending person gets cocky and shitty because they're drunk, i don't give a GOOD GODDAMN. THEY are drunk, THEY are acting childish, and it's not your, as the defending spouse's, fault if you defend the person you've promised to love, honor and protect. and furthermore, if you're the asshole's friend, maybe realize that they're just acting like a total shithead and maybe just tell them to fuck off. if the asshole wants to make a truce, fine. but two fucking hours after everything has happened and the asshole is STILL coming up to the defending spouse to "talk about it", then maybe SOMEONE needs to realize that the asshole isn't cool, there was no truce, and he's STILL acting like an ASSHOLE.
and also you might not want to mention to the spouse that was freaked out and being hit on how "lucky we all are that the asshole didn't start swinging because there would have been REAL problems". yeah. fuck you. let's just assume that the defending spouse is just a real pussy because he's college-educated and has decided to work with his brain instead of his back. it doesn't mean that the defending spouse doesn't know how to fight. it just means that maybe the asshole realized for a few brief seconds that he was being an asshole and decided to shut his fucking mouth.
and another thing. i don't care how drunk you are or how cool you've been to me earlier in the evening. don't fucking tell me how you're "so impressed with me now that you got to know me because 'someone' told you that i was a real stuck up bitch." what exactly makes me stuck up? the fact that i'm politically liberal? the fact that i have a decent education? whatever. yeah. i'm a prissy bitch. i don't like light beer, i don't smoke cheap cigarettes and i like my food expensive. whatever. i really don't give a fuck. unless you're willing to give me specifics on WHO the hell said WHAT and WHEN they said it, keep it to your fucking self. because i am fucking TIRED OF BEING SHAT UPON. I AM FUCKING TIRED OF HAVING TO DEFEND MYSELF AND WHOEVER ELSE I CARE ABOUT WHEN SOMEONE ELSE ACTS LIKE A COMPLETE AND UTTER JACKASS.
i am DONE eating shit because someone's dumb redneck ass thinks that they're so much tougher than i am because i CHOOSE to maybe not be a goddamn sandhead. i WILL NOT fight you. because i don't fight with idiots. all idiots do is drag me down to their level and then maybe beat me with experience. and i'm smarter than that. and better than that. don't fucking give me or anyone else like me a hard time because i tell an asshole to back the fuck off two hours after he's done something stupid that he still wants to "talk" about. the first five apologies were fine. the next five just means that you want me to say something other than "yeah, whatever, it was a misunderstanding and everything's cool so don't worry about it". it means you want me to say "oh, well thank you for telling me all those wonderful things and even though i'm a married woman, here are my panties. do with me what you will". cause i'm not going to say that. because i'm married and i love my husband no matter what. so kiss my ass.
p.s. this really isn't directed to anyone who might actually read this, or to anyone who has otherwise been pretty fucking supportive about the idiocy that happened earlier. and if you're one of those people, thanks. cause it means a lot.