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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I turned doremilexy in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, mathenaut (-5000 points). Last Thursday I gave anrkey a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I bought porn for drehmel (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5018 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
sweetangst