Please note: Extremely boring wordy long post.
You know what? I'm officially sick of sitting at home, eating roti prata and forcing big gulps of jiajia liang teh less sugar down my throat and reading 8 days over and over again. Oh and eating those scary huge pills that make me choke. Ha-ha DIE whoever's laughing their ass off at me.
Anyway everyone seems so obsessed with live earth right, so I shall join the crowd. I wore a green jacket and I carried a green pouch, hah. I even wanted to wear my shrek ears ok.
So many aunties and uncles didn't wear green. This goes to show how supportive Singaporeans are and how kanchiong they are about global warming. When it comes to freebies everybody open eyes big big, I bet if they said they'll give out free stuff to those who wore green, the whole toa payoh central will turn into a forest.
To be honest, I don't really give two hoots ^-^ cos I don't know. Cos I can't be bothered basically. First of all I can't even be bothered to study.. So being concerned about this is going to be difficult.
And the measures. Ridiculous about the air con, but I'm neutral about public transport since I don't have a choice. I mean, how can they say don't use air con. Global warming, WARM, of course must on air con right.. So imagine. You get an ipod, you put all your favourite songs in it, then the next day someone takes it away from you and gives you a stone age radio, how would you feel. Of course I'm not saying a fan is a stone age device.. But you get what I mean.
Anyway why don't they just make an artificial atmosphere or something and put it there.. Or maybe even air condition the whole Earth.. Quite cool.. Or we could all move to mars. Or venus.. Or jupiter. I like jupiter cos it sounds cool.. And its very big..
My scientific side is acting up.. We can.. Capture the green house gases and compress them hahaha, I thought gases could be compressed? Um put many solar energy plate things everywhere so our source of energy would be the sun! See, know your enemy well. Ahh, we can also move further away from the sun right or we could all squeeze in a country and hibernate for millions of years until another Earth is formed from gas particles then we all migrate there.. Since there are 9000 over galaxies maybe there are 9000 over Planet Earth(s), and Suns!
One day national geographic will come across my site and be amazed with what amazing talent I've got.. Then they'll interview me about how I thought of this brilliant idea.. They should totally consider this.
I can totally picture the headlines now: Dawn saved planet Earth.
Maybe not catchy enough.. Dawn our Superwoman, hahahahahah that one's funny.
Dawn of a new hope.. Woah, sounds cheesy ALRIGHT. I give up.
And like I like shall like continue like on like my like halfway like done like homework.
Anyway everyone seems so obsessed with live earth right, so I shall join the crowd. I wore a green jacket and I carried a green pouch, hah. I even wanted to wear my shrek ears ok.
So many aunties and uncles didn't wear green. This goes to show how supportive Singaporeans are and how kanchiong they are about global warming. When it comes to freebies everybody open eyes big big, I bet if they said they'll give out free stuff to those who wore green, the whole toa payoh central will turn into a forest.
To be honest, I don't really give two hoots ^-^ cos I don't know. Cos I can't be bothered basically. First of all I can't even be bothered to study.. So being concerned about this is going to be difficult.
And the measures. Ridiculous about the air con, but I'm neutral about public transport since I don't have a choice. I mean, how can they say don't use air con. Global warming, WARM, of course must on air con right.. So imagine. You get an ipod, you put all your favourite songs in it, then the next day someone takes it away from you and gives you a stone age radio, how would you feel. Of course I'm not saying a fan is a stone age device.. But you get what I mean.
Anyway why don't they just make an artificial atmosphere or something and put it there.. Or maybe even air condition the whole Earth.. Quite cool.. Or we could all move to mars. Or venus.. Or jupiter. I like jupiter cos it sounds cool.. And its very big..
My scientific side is acting up.. We can.. Capture the green house gases and compress them hahaha, I thought gases could be compressed? Um put many solar energy plate things everywhere so our source of energy would be the sun! See, know your enemy well. Ahh, we can also move further away from the sun right or we could all squeeze in a country and hibernate for millions of years until another Earth is formed from gas particles then we all migrate there.. Since there are 9000 over galaxies maybe there are 9000 over Planet Earth(s), and Suns!
One day national geographic will come across my site and be amazed with what amazing talent I've got.. Then they'll interview me about how I thought of this brilliant idea.. They should totally consider this.
I can totally picture the headlines now: Dawn saved planet Earth.
Maybe not catchy enough.. Dawn our Superwoman, hahahahahah that one's funny.
Dawn of a new hope.. Woah, sounds cheesy ALRIGHT. I give up.
And like I like shall like continue like on like my like halfway like done like homework.