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Soooo, seeing as I've been hanging out with my crazy mom and her nutty friends almost nonstop, I met someone at our local bar. He's funny, charming, wild, and his name is Humphrey. Humphrey the Humping Dog. He's a stuffed puppy with a mischievious grin on his face and when you push his ear he goes crazy and humps the hell out of whatever he's attached to. At first I was utterly disgusted by his horizontal mambo with a pole. Mom pinched me and told me to lighten up. As the night went on however, I found myself reaching my hand up and pushing his ear, his little puppy grin was just too charmingly devilish to resist. So I brought him home.
Now we're getting ready to go to a home-coming party for my mom's friends who just got a new puppy (lab/retriever mix) from France. That is going to be one pampered doggy. Anway, I can't wait to go get puppy nibbles and slobbers. Someday I'll have a big dog in my life. And many alpacas. And a peacock. And an anteater.
So I've been reading this book about Jesus and Buddah as brothers, and it's pretty interesting. It talks about how every single place on this earth is our home because everything is made of everything. We are made of everything. Let's see if I can explain this. Humans are made of flesh, blood and minerals. Well we are also sun, clouds and trees. For example, we have clouds in us because the clouds make rain and eventually we drink that rain that was once essentially a cloud and make it a part of our bodies. I'm not explaining this well, but trust me it sounds good in the book. And everything today (and yesterday) is made of recycled atoms, so we used to be one-celled being, trees, flowers, the Queen of Shiba.
I'm also kinda teaching myself to drive stick, my mom won't be in the car with me because she says I'm scary, but I'm really not. Even though I do go in reverse better than forwards... thats not the point. Pretty soon I'll be cruisin and listenin to my tunes. By myself.
Aaaaand... the sun has finally decided to grace Germany with it's presence. I like it. I like it a lot.
Now we're getting ready to go to a home-coming party for my mom's friends who just got a new puppy (lab/retriever mix) from France. That is going to be one pampered doggy. Anway, I can't wait to go get puppy nibbles and slobbers. Someday I'll have a big dog in my life. And many alpacas. And a peacock. And an anteater.
So I've been reading this book about Jesus and Buddah as brothers, and it's pretty interesting. It talks about how every single place on this earth is our home because everything is made of everything. We are made of everything. Let's see if I can explain this. Humans are made of flesh, blood and minerals. Well we are also sun, clouds and trees. For example, we have clouds in us because the clouds make rain and eventually we drink that rain that was once essentially a cloud and make it a part of our bodies. I'm not explaining this well, but trust me it sounds good in the book. And everything today (and yesterday) is made of recycled atoms, so we used to be one-celled being, trees, flowers, the Queen of Shiba.
I'm also kinda teaching myself to drive stick, my mom won't be in the car with me because she says I'm scary, but I'm really not. Even though I do go in reverse better than forwards... thats not the point. Pretty soon I'll be cruisin and listenin to my tunes. By myself.
Aaaaand... the sun has finally decided to grace Germany with it's presence. I like it. I like it a lot.