Jan 01, 2003 20:26
:::Things NOT to do on new years eve::: (Just some words of advice)
*Get drunk before the guests even arrive
*Mix herb, Corona Beer, and Absolute Vodka in the time period of 10 minutes
*Have a cell phone with speed dial and easy access to it while wasted
*Be in a room alone with anyone that's as drunk as you and would regret if something happened between you two
*Smoke from a bong that is too long to light without assistance
*Try dressing yourself if you are not able to walk straight
Cost of Booze: More than I'll ever know
Cost of Herb and Parliament lights: Who Knows
Cost of collapsing multiple times in front of strangers and not even knowing it till hours later: PRICELESS