Hours of My Life... WASTED... and I'm PISSED
I have officially seen the worst movie of my life. It's an exploitation flick and a horrible one at that. It smacked with more effort than any other movie I have ever seen. It was worse than Battle Ship Earth, Crossroads, and From Justin to Kelly combined. I'd rather watch Spice World or Teen Wolf Too. It was more excruciating to sit through than Napoleon Dynomite (funny to quote for some reason, but not to watch). If anyone EVER mentions the movie "Beerfest" to me again, I might throw up. I laughed at ONE joke... and I'll give it to you... the stereotypical wimpy Jewish scientist, who gives the eulogy for the guy they call "Landfill," says Landfill was known to eat his food whole and once farted a plum. I giggled. Chris laughed... maybe three times during the entire movie. I don't mind stupid comedy... but this wasn't comedy. It was like something a 14 year old pervert with severe learning disabilities would write while drinking beer he'd stolen from his dad and ogling Maxim. They tried to throw outrageous jokes into very serious situations, which doesn't work. With outrageous comedy, you have to follow through- no seriousness. I have loved South Park, Family Guy, Team America Strikes Back, Talladega Nights... I love stupid humor and stupid humor that pushes the envelope! My recommendation to those with any interest in this movie is to save time and money by renting a better comedy movie and sticking to free 10 second clips of internet porn. Or go to a titty bar and drink beer (why not just enjoy the real thing rather than watch it?) Just don't see this movie.
The ONLY way any person could like this movie is either if they belonged to that cult frat-boy mentality that takes such deep pleasure in being a stereotype, regardless of how witless the presentation of it may be, or if one thinks a few tits makes a movie worth seeing. American Pie has boobs... it's a LOT funnier than this crap. Yeah, maybe that can be the comedy you go rent instead. They even drink in it.
The ONLY way any person could like this movie is either if they belonged to that cult frat-boy mentality that takes such deep pleasure in being a stereotype, regardless of how witless the presentation of it may be, or if one thinks a few tits makes a movie worth seeing. American Pie has boobs... it's a LOT funnier than this crap. Yeah, maybe that can be the comedy you go rent instead. They even drink in it.