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i am auditioning(??? is that the right word???) for the roaring mouse cycling team on saturday. there is a two-day long track boot camp saturday and sunday, and they are going to be evaluating me. i was supposed to go for a ride this morning, but i didn't get up in time. and then i told justin i'd make dinner and put it in the fridge so he'd have something to eat when he got home, since i'm not going to get home until 10 tonight. but that's another story.
the real story is that since i'm being evaluated on saturday, i need to fucking lose body fat so that i'm blindingly fast and blah blah blah. which means that from now until friday, i can't eat any sugar or bread or nuthin. i am very not stoked. this is me being very not stoked right now. i mean, you can't see it, but i'm not stoked. just trust me. i ate a bunch of brownies last night to get them out of my system. i mean, they're not really in my system because i don't really like sweets, but giving up my nightly meal of cheese and crackers and pita chips and hummus (cuz that's what work serves us) is going to be harrrrrdddd.
or easy. i'll just think about how fast i'll be and how eventually i'm going to race my nemesis, jenny oh, and then i'll beat her. because i'm driven. and have ridiculously large leg muscles.
the real story is that since i'm being evaluated on saturday, i need to fucking lose body fat so that i'm blindingly fast and blah blah blah. which means that from now until friday, i can't eat any sugar or bread or nuthin. i am very not stoked. this is me being very not stoked right now. i mean, you can't see it, but i'm not stoked. just trust me. i ate a bunch of brownies last night to get them out of my system. i mean, they're not really in my system because i don't really like sweets, but giving up my nightly meal of cheese and crackers and pita chips and hummus (cuz that's what work serves us) is going to be harrrrrdddd.
or easy. i'll just think about how fast i'll be and how eventually i'm going to race my nemesis, jenny oh, and then i'll beat her. because i'm driven. and have ridiculously large leg muscles.