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So there was this boy, who loooooooved baseball. but there was one problem, he was only a head. so one night, he layed his....head down on the pillow and made a wish, that he could have a torso like all the other baseball playing boys. he woke up the next morning, and scremed MOM! i have a torso! soon i can play baseball with all the other kids! so the next night, he made another wish, and when he woke up... MOM! I have legs! then finally, on the next night, made another wish. the next morning he woke up, and u guessed it. MOM! I have arms! I can finally play baseball! so his mom signed him up for little league. so on his first game, he's playing left field. he's got his glove, his hat, he's all ready. batter steps up to the plate...the pitch....strike one! whew, close one. ok, he's ready again....strike 2! close again. up to bat.... wham! it's going.. going... the boy is chasing it, it's goin out of the park, but he climbs the fence, he doesnt even care. it keeps going, and so does he, determined to make this catch. it's still goin, goin, as he crosses the road, he makes the catch and SLAM, gets hit by a truck. and the moral of the story it... anyone?
Quit while you're a head!
hahaha.
Quit while you're a head!
hahaha.