Species Update (Revised)
So, seeing as how everyone liked my post on the different species of human style, I figured I'd keep it going. I decided to go a little more in depth and add more detail to each species.
I'm starting it off with the Club Bro (male/female). Now don't get to confortable. Your species might be coming up soon. You might be sitting reading this thinking how silly and stupid some people are until you fall into one of the future species. Haha!
Here goes:
Club Bro - Male
Interest: Trucks (lifted and clean that will never see dirt), beer, UFC, sluts, club scene (ex. Candlight and Canyon Club).
Attire: Flat bill hats, polo or button down shirts, semi baggy jeans, skate or basketball shoes, (Brand names = Hurley, Billabong, Split, etc.)
Hair: Either very short or buzzed. (easily fits under flat bill hats)
Attracted to: In shape tan white girls with blonde hair (dark dyed under layer). The lower the IQ the better.
Most commonly seen: Clubs (referenced above), the mall, at Bro parties.
Dwelling place: West Coast Cali (strongly populated in Simi Valley, CA). Most commonly live in a house with other Club bros. or with parents in a gated community.
Popular Slang: DGAF, sick, dude, and bro.
Club Bro - Female
Interests: Shopping, going to the beach, working out, and purchasing or planning on purchasing breast augmentations.
Attire: Girl wife beaters, very short shorts or skirts, girl skate shoes, bikinis.
Hair: Generally blonde and just over shoulder length. Normally have a dark dyed under layer.
Attracted to: Asshole Club Bros. (The bigger the asshole the better)
Most commonly seen: Same locations as the males.
Dwelling place: Same locations as the males.
Popular slang: DGAF, Oh my gosh!, Of course I’ll go down on you.
* Metal Mulisha Bros (male/female) are for the most part the exact same as the Club Bro. The only real difference is these bros. actually participate in extreme sports and off road driving where as the “Club Bro” only appears to. The Club bros. also tend to wear more “crispy” attire.