Kicking it old school..

[sweet_miharu]

Haha! My sister and I are insulting eachother over Facebook using old MS-DOS commands. 
You know?
C:\> blah.run
That sort of thing..
Here's what we have, because I find it hilarious. (I'm in Bold, she's in ITALICS)

win

C:\>denise
C:\DENISE>fail.exe_

C:\>mariel
C:\MARIEL>fail.exe
C:\MARIEL\FAIL>life.run

C:\>denise
C:\DENISE>hazelnut
C:\DENISE\HAZELNUT>marielsnotyours.run

C:\>mariel
C:\MARIEL>chocolate.exe
C:\MARIEL\CHOCOLATE> eat.run

C:\>mariel
C:MARIEL\>chocolate
C:MARIEL\CHOCOLATE> cd\kill

C:KILL\>mariel
C:KILL\MARIEL>youbetter.run

ERROR: Command not valid.

C:\>denise
C:\DENISE>failboat.run
You put the backslash in the wrong place.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

HUH? HOW?

C:KILL\>mariel
C:KILL\MARIEL>youbetter.run

Supposed to be
C:\KILL> mariel
C:\KILL\MARIEL>hugsandpuppies.run
YOU PHAIL!

ERROR: Your FACE not valid!