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[sweet_mexico]

I gots me a job, Bob.
A.K.A. Starbucks Employee #1299556
thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
I will now have money.
I will now be able to save;
yet, spend freely
I know I'm gonna have a good time here.

$100.00 in 3 hours.
How often do you get offered a job like that?
In a mansion.
In Hollywood.
For "high profile celebrities".
THis Saturday.
But I have to work-
Man, f*%^ you Starbucks.