this is sooo funny!
I was reading some entries in www.epinions.com about what other women have done to make a romantic night for their man, to show appreciation and how much they love him, like for valentines day or you know just to show them how much you care... and came accross this one. I couldnt stop laughing!
"I've been reeding on the epinions all the yung ladies thots regarding romantic ideas for there menfolk, and I have to tell yoo it's pretty desterbing. No wonder this werld's agoing to hell in a hand basckit. Wimmen today are spoiling there menfolk silly.
I've gone threw seven or ate husbinds so far, so I gess I no a thing or too on the subjict. My last husbind, rest his sole, was forty yeers yunger than myself. When me and him was fixing to step out to the hen house fer a little weddin night privissy, my grandotter sed, Granny, ain't yoo afeerd of a fatal hart attack? And I sed, Honey, ifn he dies, he dies!
Do yoo see what I'm saying? Yoo must always keep yer objectivity.
Innyhoo, the thing I want to tell yoo yung ladies out there is, yoo got to keep at yer man ever second of his life. It's up to yoo to point out whear his diffishuncies is at, and keep him a hangin his head, else the next thing yoo no, he'll be slapping on the Aqua Velva and sneeking off to town.
Now, I ain't saying yoo kin never give him a speshul treet. It's important to reckonise holidays like Valentine's Day, Sweetest Day, Arbor Day. Alls I'm saying is yoo gotta keep sum perspective on the thing.
Like Valentine's Day, to exampulate. Lissen to the voice of experience. Keep it simpul and yoo cain't go rong, because if a six-pack of High Life and a bag of pork rinds don't do it for him, yoo have bin way too leeneeyent.
I hope this will help sum of yoo strayten out yer marital affares."
AND THE COMMENTS ARE EVEN FUNNIER!
"I've been reeding on the epinions all the yung ladies thots regarding romantic ideas for there menfolk, and I have to tell yoo it's pretty desterbing. No wonder this werld's agoing to hell in a hand basckit. Wimmen today are spoiling there menfolk silly.
I've gone threw seven or ate husbinds so far, so I gess I no a thing or too on the subjict. My last husbind, rest his sole, was forty yeers yunger than myself. When me and him was fixing to step out to the hen house fer a little weddin night privissy, my grandotter sed, Granny, ain't yoo afeerd of a fatal hart attack? And I sed, Honey, ifn he dies, he dies!
Do yoo see what I'm saying? Yoo must always keep yer objectivity.
Innyhoo, the thing I want to tell yoo yung ladies out there is, yoo got to keep at yer man ever second of his life. It's up to yoo to point out whear his diffishuncies is at, and keep him a hangin his head, else the next thing yoo no, he'll be slapping on the Aqua Velva and sneeking off to town.
Now, I ain't saying yoo kin never give him a speshul treet. It's important to reckonise holidays like Valentine's Day, Sweetest Day, Arbor Day. Alls I'm saying is yoo gotta keep sum perspective on the thing.
Like Valentine's Day, to exampulate. Lissen to the voice of experience. Keep it simpul and yoo cain't go rong, because if a six-pack of High Life and a bag of pork rinds don't do it for him, yoo have bin way too leeneeyent.
I hope this will help sum of yoo strayten out yer marital affares."
AND THE COMMENTS ARE EVEN FUNNIER!