It must be encoded on the Y chromosome somewhere.

[sweet_hedonia]

Comments

[theotherjay]

Males are only half of mankind. You could always try dating women.

But they're probably just as crazy.

[sweet_hedonia]

Yeah, I tried that. EPIC mistake. Men may be incapable of using the brain they were born with, but most are not actively malicious. Sadly, as pathetic and foolish as men are, they are still better than women.

[sweet_hedonia]

I like you, Jay, you're a good guy. Be smarter than the men I've known, and find yourself a truly nice girl.

[theotherjay]

Going by your comments above, wouldn't I do better to find a truly nice guy?

[sweet_hedonia]

Indeed, if you have an inclination to guys, I would recommend them. I know a lot of really great, very cute gayboys who seem well-adjusted. You just kind of strike me as straight... no offense.

[theotherjay]

[The above comment was mainly satirical, and does not necessarily reflect my true private preferences.]