That same old Christmas meme that keeps getting recycled.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I bought porn for evan_boswell (-10 points). In May I helped nny_tenshi see the light (8 points). Last week I pulled what_the_trash's hair (-5 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Friday I donated bone marrow to harveywj87 in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (312 points). For Christmas I deserve ten million dollars!
Sincerely,
sweet_frailty
Yep. Don't you just love what random generators come up with?