If I were a month I would be: April-because it has an L in it for LOSER!!! If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday because everyone loves you If I were a time of day I would be: nine-because it has an N in it for NERD!!! If I were a planet I would be: Earth because you are just soo very beautiful If I were a sea animal I would be: starfish-because the F is for FREKIN IDIOT!!! If I were a direction I would be: North-because you always moving up in life If I were a piece of furniture I would be: recliner-because the R is for REALLY LAZY!!!
If I were a historical figure I would be: The statue of Liberty because your always attracting people If I were a liquid I would be: Gatorade-because the G is for GAY!!! If I were a tree I would be: Pear tree-because you have the best figure
If I were a flower/plant I would be: Daisy-because the D is for DEFINENTLY DUMB!!!
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Rain-because you always make someone smile
If I were a musical instrument I would be: Guitar-because your so GASSY!!!!
If I were an animal I would be: unicorn-because you are so perfect like a fairytale
If I were a color I would be: Orange-because the a is for AGGRAVATING!!! If I were a vegetable I would be: Pear-like I aid you have the best figure
If I were a sound I would be: LLLOOOUUUDDD!!!! If I were an element I would be: iron-nobody cant hurt you If I were a car I would be: one that sits in the garage all day and plays on the computer!!!!
If I were a song I would be: LOVE-because your so very very extraordinary
If I were a movie I would be directed by: what kind of question is that? If I were a book I would be written by: some loser If I were a food I would be: apple pie-because everyone wants you
If I were a place I would be: anywhere theres a computer ….maybe a library - oh yeah b/c you like books too If I were a material I would be: silk-because you are so different in a good way and you glow
If I were a taste I would be: NASTY AND BITTER If I were a scent I would be: huh? If I were a word I would be: gorgious
If I were an object I would be: computer or phone or radio If I were a body part I would be: oh I just cant resist…….BUTT!!!!!!
If I were a facial expression I would be: smile If I were a cartoon character I would be: spongebob because you have no common sense If I were a shape I would be a: circle-because everyone knows you If I were a number I would be: 666 MEANYYY!!!
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday because everyone loves you
If I were a time of day I would be: nine-because it has an N in it for NERD!!!
If I were a planet I would be: Earth because you are just soo very beautiful
If I were a sea animal I would be: starfish-because the F is for FREKIN IDIOT!!!
If I were a direction I would be: North-because you always moving up in life
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: recliner-because the R is for REALLY LAZY!!!
If I were a historical figure I would be: The statue of Liberty because your always attracting people
If I were a liquid I would be: Gatorade-because the G is for GAY!!!
If I were a tree I would be: Pear tree-because you have the best figure
If I were a flower/plant I would be: Daisy-because the D is for DEFINENTLY DUMB!!!
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Rain-because you always make someone smile
If I were a musical instrument I would be: Guitar-because your so GASSY!!!!
If I were an animal I would be: unicorn-because you are so perfect like a fairytale
If I were a color I would be: Orange-because the a is for AGGRAVATING!!!
If I were a vegetable I would be: Pear-like I aid you have the best figure
If I were a sound I would be: LLLOOOUUUDDD!!!!
If I were an element I would be: iron-nobody cant hurt you
If I were a car I would be: one that sits in the garage all day and plays on the computer!!!!
If I were a song I would be: LOVE-because your so very very extraordinary
If I were a movie I would be directed by: what kind of question is that?
If I were a book I would be written by: some loser
If I were a food I would be: apple pie-because everyone wants you
If I were a place I would be: anywhere theres a computer ….maybe a library - oh yeah b/c you like books too
If I were a material I would be: silk-because you are so different in a good way and you glow
If I were a taste I would be: NASTY AND BITTER
If I were a scent I would be: huh?
If I were a word I would be: gorgious
If I were an object I would be: computer or phone or radio
If I were a body part I would be: oh I just cant resist…….BUTT!!!!!!
If I were a facial expression I would be: smile
If I were a cartoon character I would be: spongebob because you have no common sense
If I were a shape I would be a: circle-because everyone knows you
If I were a number I would be: 666 MEANYYY!!!
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