I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General . . .
DammitalltoHELL, I can't find my NEKKID!JACK (O'NEILL) icons!
*pouts*
Anyway, God help you all because the spam is about to start in earnest.
And first and foremost, and a week late and a dollar short, STARGATE SG-1!!!!!
SPOILERS FOR '200!'
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*iz still ded*
God, where in the hell do I start???
Every line, almost every WORD, was a dig at the show or the actors or the fans, sometimes all three at once.
(and I think there was perhaps one other show and one other actor getting poked *coughDUCHOVNYcough*)
Gotta mention Walter and especially Siler first - LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!
And Ben Browder, a true sport. (and of course, STILL HOT AS HELL)
Cameron was zinged every time he said ANYTHING - 'YOU'RE not the inspiration for this, O'NEILL is.'
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fuck, this episode had something for everybody - the Jack/Daniel slashers had Jack and Daniel looking VERY gay (and of course Daniel's comment that if Sam didn't show up soon, everyone would think he and Jack were getting married); then there WAS Sam, oh so lovely, for us Sam/Jack shippers, the episode that never happened with Invisible!Jack (we've lost our lead, let's just make him invisible); comments about 'phoning it in' and 'having a baby' and 'I wanted to try theater, Broadway maybe. Or off, off-Broadway can I get my fucking sandwich?'
If you've been in the SG-1 fandom as long as I have, not to mention the Farscape fandom, this episode was fucking hysterical and you got every last little word.
LIKE PUPPET!HAMMOND DEMANDING THAT THE GATE SPIN! IT'S COOLER IF IT SPINS AND I WANT IT TO SPIN!
*diez all over again*
The puppets, dammitalltohell, GREAT, Carter's repeat of 'just because my reproductive organs are on the inside' - Daniel with his scribbling - JACK LUSTING AFTER TEAL'C - and then sending them through the Gate and Teal'c's 'MWAHAHAHAHA!' when the strings were cut and they collapsed . . .
*wheezes*
THAT bit was worth it just to hear Hammond again and see his puppet likeness.
(and Walter saying 'Chevron one lit up')
*diez again*
THEN, and I loved this even though it could be construed as ridiculously self-indulgent - THE FARSCAPE SHOUT-OUT!
With Carter as Chiana AND CAMERON AS STARK! And DANIEL AS CHRICHTON OMG OMG OMG!
AND THOR/LOKI AS RYGEL!
*diez once more*
And Vala *eyes cross here due to the confusion between fiction and fiction and fiction and real life and perhaps also fiction* as AERYN (DER!) and saying 'Frell' in such A NON-AERYN TYPE WAY - FABULOUS!!!!!
Props, MEGA HUGE SOOPER PROPS for the SG-1 guys getting a subtle dig in at Sci-Fi FOR CANCELLING 'FARSCAPE' WHEN THEY DID, THE BASTARDS!
But of course, the bit I waited for, MY MAN O'NEILL!
Suggesting the fishing as an ending, we see Vala and Cameron there - but no. 'YOU WEREN'T THERE!'
O'Neill saying he'd like to go through the 'old orifice' again, gesturing vaguely at Carter. 'We did call it that, didn't we, once in a while, the orifice?'
Taking NUMEROUS potshots at himself (Malibu - *gigglesnortflailDIE!*) in a way that belongs almost solely to Richard Dean Anderson - he's laidback, laconic, funny as hell and never, ever, ever takes himself too seriously.
Richard Dean Anderson IS LOVE.
And of course, seeing the Core Four stride up that ramp one more time . . . HEARTCLUTCH!
A BAJILLION THUMBS-UP!
And let's not forget the outtakes from the behind-the-scenes special - Carter giving O'Neill holy hell, mentioning rubber bands and paper clips, screeching that she was stuck on a glacier with MacGyver and calling him, pricelessly, 'MACUSELESS!'
*diez AGAIN!*
*sigh*
Good times.
PS: And I've decided you can never have too many DeLuises. Because they've ALL been on there, right? Dom I remember quite vividly as I think that episode may have been the inspiration for the first SG-1 fic I ever wrote.
Awwww. SG-1 LOVE.
*pouts*
Anyway, God help you all because the spam is about to start in earnest.
And first and foremost, and a week late and a dollar short, STARGATE SG-1!!!!!
SPOILERS FOR '200!'
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*iz still ded*
God, where in the hell do I start???
Every line, almost every WORD, was a dig at the show or the actors or the fans, sometimes all three at once.
(and I think there was perhaps one other show and one other actor getting poked *coughDUCHOVNYcough*)
Gotta mention Walter and especially Siler first - LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!
And Ben Browder, a true sport. (and of course, STILL HOT AS HELL)
Cameron was zinged every time he said ANYTHING - 'YOU'RE not the inspiration for this, O'NEILL is.'
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fuck, this episode had something for everybody - the Jack/Daniel slashers had Jack and Daniel looking VERY gay (and of course Daniel's comment that if Sam didn't show up soon, everyone would think he and Jack were getting married); then there WAS Sam, oh so lovely, for us Sam/Jack shippers, the episode that never happened with Invisible!Jack (we've lost our lead, let's just make him invisible); comments about 'phoning it in' and 'having a baby' and 'I wanted to try theater, Broadway maybe. Or off, off-Broadway can I get my fucking sandwich?'
If you've been in the SG-1 fandom as long as I have, not to mention the Farscape fandom, this episode was fucking hysterical and you got every last little word.
LIKE PUPPET!HAMMOND DEMANDING THAT THE GATE SPIN! IT'S COOLER IF IT SPINS AND I WANT IT TO SPIN!
*diez all over again*
The puppets, dammitalltohell, GREAT, Carter's repeat of 'just because my reproductive organs are on the inside' - Daniel with his scribbling - JACK LUSTING AFTER TEAL'C - and then sending them through the Gate and Teal'c's 'MWAHAHAHAHA!' when the strings were cut and they collapsed . . .
*wheezes*
THAT bit was worth it just to hear Hammond again and see his puppet likeness.
(and Walter saying 'Chevron one lit up')
*diez again*
THEN, and I loved this even though it could be construed as ridiculously self-indulgent - THE FARSCAPE SHOUT-OUT!
With Carter as Chiana AND CAMERON AS STARK! And DANIEL AS CHRICHTON OMG OMG OMG!
AND THOR/LOKI AS RYGEL!
*diez once more*
And Vala *eyes cross here due to the confusion between fiction and fiction and fiction and real life and perhaps also fiction* as AERYN (DER!) and saying 'Frell' in such A NON-AERYN TYPE WAY - FABULOUS!!!!!
Props, MEGA HUGE SOOPER PROPS for the SG-1 guys getting a subtle dig in at Sci-Fi FOR CANCELLING 'FARSCAPE' WHEN THEY DID, THE BASTARDS!
But of course, the bit I waited for, MY MAN O'NEILL!
Suggesting the fishing as an ending, we see Vala and Cameron there - but no. 'YOU WEREN'T THERE!'
O'Neill saying he'd like to go through the 'old orifice' again, gesturing vaguely at Carter. 'We did call it that, didn't we, once in a while, the orifice?'
Taking NUMEROUS potshots at himself (Malibu - *gigglesnortflailDIE!*) in a way that belongs almost solely to Richard Dean Anderson - he's laidback, laconic, funny as hell and never, ever, ever takes himself too seriously.
Richard Dean Anderson IS LOVE.
And of course, seeing the Core Four stride up that ramp one more time . . . HEARTCLUTCH!
A BAJILLION THUMBS-UP!
And let's not forget the outtakes from the behind-the-scenes special - Carter giving O'Neill holy hell, mentioning rubber bands and paper clips, screeching that she was stuck on a glacier with MacGyver and calling him, pricelessly, 'MACUSELESS!'
*diez AGAIN!*
*sigh*
Good times.
PS: And I've decided you can never have too many DeLuises. Because they've ALL been on there, right? Dom I remember quite vividly as I think that episode may have been the inspiration for the first SG-1 fic I ever wrote.
Awwww. SG-1 LOVE.