I bet y'all never thought you'd hear this from me, but...
Try to not spend your whole life laying on your back with your legs in the air. Not only is it dangerous, it's rather disgusting. Have some dignity, at least when it comes to sex. It's not something that you should give to every person you know.
Of course this is a touchy subject for a couple people I know, but it seems that right now at least FOUR of my friends are caught up in this love.. trapezoid..? I don't know. Just stop it, all of you.
On another note, I got a cute tumbler from Target for 2.99. And a scarf for 4.99. And an ugly necklace for 10.99 free. At least I'm a thief with a cute scarf!
Haha.. I got really drunk last night. Like, I actually burped up a shot of Everclear. So it was like 2 shots of Everclear and I was a goner. Oh man. 'Twas fun. We'll do it again sometime, yeah?
Kay that's all.
except...
Someone hire me. That's all.
Of course this is a touchy subject for a couple people I know, but it seems that right now at least FOUR of my friends are caught up in this love.. trapezoid..? I don't know. Just stop it, all of you.
On another note, I got a cute tumbler from Target for 2.99. And a scarf for 4.99. And an ugly necklace for 10.99 free. At least I'm a thief with a cute scarf!
Haha.. I got really drunk last night. Like, I actually burped up a shot of Everclear. So it was like 2 shots of Everclear and I was a goner. Oh man. 'Twas fun. We'll do it again sometime, yeah?
Kay that's all.
except...
Someone hire me. That's all.