Feb 21, 2007 14:24
I have been feeling a bit frisky the past few weeks, I think it's spring fever, but then again when you are a gorgeous as I am it's hard not to feel somewhat amorous every day. Well I know I always get a lot of attention but lately it has been to the point that I have had to hire extra body guards. The other day I went shopping down on 5th Ave and I could not take a single step in my gucci stilettos with out some man accosting me, yelling at me, jumping up and down to get my attention. I had Bobbie in tote and he did not even deter the masses of testosterone filled men from trying to catch my eye. At one point this, dare I say gentleman, rammed me with his bike and cornered me in-between Chanel and Dior; normally a place i like to be, but not with some drooling Italian's heaving chest blocking me from entering the glorious establishments.
Now don't get me wrong, if I walked down the street with out so much as a look or a whistle I would feel terribly neglected. But there needs to be some level of decorum that my suitors should follow whilst trying to obtain my attention? We can't just let these men run around acting as apes just because an incredibly appealing and desirable women is is inhabiting their space?