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[sweet_blindness]

This week I have mostly had The Virus. Which, it seems, requires no further elaboration. "I've had that virus" "The Virus" "Yes". If you believe the Lancashire Evening Post 'Thousands' have been struck down with The Virus, and with my immune system, or lack of, I was expecting him to come calling at some point. Today, a customer, tiger terry,

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[chi_chi_ramone]

HAHAHAHAHA!

You have the kiddie AIDS!

All 3 of us have puked, pooed, ached and slept a lot over the past couple of days.

Damn Sebastians and Tarquins infecting us with their middle class germs! It's not the virus, it's goddamn children!

After my first fortnight working in a nursery I went out to Liverpool, only to spend the entire night on the floor being sick. Children are like rats carrying the plague!

[chi_chi_ramone]

Oh, and the weiner is in labour at the moment, Mum called to tell me they were setting off for the hospital. I could hear her screeching in the background. My womb aches from the memories now.

[sweet_blindness]

Aw shit, you all got it too?? I did suspect that it might be kid-related. The fuckers. I thought middle class people were healthy goddamnit! I thought it might have come from one of our customers. Simon has remarkably avoided it. Grim isn't it? Poor ethan, I bet he had no idea what was going on. And poor you having to look after a sick ethan when the evil virus is in full swing.

Bloody hell...keep me updated about the douchebag!

[chi_chi_ramone]

Well, Ethan wasn't sick but had everything else. He woke up crying a few times, real tears streaming down his face. His tmach must have been as painful as ours and his nappy must have stung. It was really bad seeing him ill and there was nothing I could do except wrap him in a blanket, give him dioralite and put pingu on. That seemed to calm him a little.

When I last spoke to Mum, they'd been sent home because she was only 2 cm dialated (she needs another 8 to start pushing). Bearing in mind she'd started having contractions at 3am on Saturday, I think she may be in for a long labour. Ouch. I spoke to her on the phone and she sounded really frightened, but she'll be ok.

[chi_chi_ramone]

Children germs are classless, they get you all the same!!!

Kirsty had the baby yesterday at 6am, they came home at lunchtime yesterday. No pain relief or anything. Apprently she didn't even screm or swear. But she had about 60 stiches (ouch! Which they did with no painkillers, whilst she nodded off!) and she was in a lot of pain last night when I went round. She's called him Lloyd Joshua (LJ?!?) and he's so sweet and teeny. I expected myself to get all broody, but funnily I didn't. Ethan looks like a giant compared to him, he leaned in to give him a kiss and then backed off looking scared and started giggling and poking him.

There's something in the parcel for Biggie too!

[sweet_blindness]

i think it arrived today bit it was 'too big for the letterbox' so thy took it away again! without knocking!! I shall collect it tomorrow though!!

Oh LJ! Is he an ok kind of teeny? Not a sick kind?