please do this, its fun!

[sweet_as_this]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your journal and be surprised (or mortified) about

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[beffolovesyou]

hey david, do you remember that time i had your child? well what about when you transfered to UF for me junior year, and proposed on a romantic getaway to myrtle beach? the roses were beautiful. and our wedding, ah, gorgeous. i remember it like it was yesterday, paris, just our closest friends, it was so intimate on that hot air balloon ride. and the honeymoon to japan, you were so cute trying to speak japanese. where did the good times go david? where? you started working too much, and when i had the baby i was under a lot of stress. and little davy the 3rd needed a father figure to be around, not just for birthdays or christmas, all the time. damn it, ALL THE TIME DAVID! sure i understand you wanted to provide for us, but we would have been happy without the lovely flat in london, and we really didnt need the apartment in NY, or the yacht. I mean, sure i loved my fur coats and daily massages by Long Duck Dong, but really, me and davy needed more. and when you joined that mason group, the secrets started. do you remember this david? do you? im suprised i still do, the heroin didnt affect my memory. well guess what, im pregnant again and its NOT YOURS!

[sweet_as_this]

yeah well... its not YOURS either! what do you think about THAT?