we'll eat meat like you've never seen before

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We're in staples, ok? and there is like 8 buggies in this really small spot so im like, "THERE IS A HUGE TRAFFIC JAM OF SCHOOL SUPPLY SHOPPERS!" to no one in particular. and then this old man about 55 or so responds, "FOR SURE!"

i pretty much fell on the floor laughing.

THERE ARE NO MASS AMOUNTS OF CHEAP RED PENS ANYWHERE IN THE CITY OF BIRMINGHAM.
I CHECKED.