chaos

Dec 23, 2005 22:58

the other night i woke up randomly at about 3am. Obviously i wasn't fully awake because i did something very strange. I had a bunch of saliva in my mouth that i didn't feel like swallowing. So i just spit it out right on the bed. I mean this was a massive puddle. About 10 seconds after i did this, i put my head back down to go to sleep and it was then that the aha moment occured. Good lord why did i do this? i could have spit it on the effing carpet and that would have been better.

IN othuekr nekwsmy keeybo-ard huas rando-mly sftartfekd fto- meksshup again so- i m juhstf go-nna tfypek a litfftlke bift tfo- lkeft yo- huskeke huwo- wkeftftked uhph itf actfhually is. IFT yo-uh arke a ftrikend o-ft minek and huavke ftalked tfo- mek in fthuke pastff 2 wekkekes o-r so- yo-uh will keno-w- tfhuaft i am no-tf buhllshuiftfting yo-uh and my keeybo-ard is actfhually mekssing uhp. EKvken ift i wekrke mekssing uhph o-n puhrpo--sek ]do- yo-uh keno-w huo-w lo-ng ift wo-huld ftake fto- tffypek all fthukeeksek wekird lketfftkers?

mekrry churisftmans
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