"a shiny red ball" -hmmm... you mean Rudolph's nose?! o.0?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I put gum in noaharkwrite's hair (-12 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In February I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March writingonmyshoe and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Monday I helped thecheshirecat hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been nice (493 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
Sweet__Kitty
Gah... this thing makes me sound like a pre-schooler. T_T;