Black Dots Of Doom
[mood] 
crazy ]
I want to, if I may, take you on a strange journey. One that you will think me mad for. But I’m not that good at writing mysterious intros, so let’s get to my tale of the Black Dots of DOOM!!!!1!!!1!!one!!!!11!
You see, it was a horrible night. Rain. Thunder. Lightning. Oh my! Yes. And we were, my sister and I, driving along the back road. Mud!! Yes, it was muddy! Everyone knows that you can’t have a thunderstorm without mud. It doesn’t work. Then! we hit something. And saw a beam of white light! And then the little pink piggy met Mr.HappyLa, and they lived happily every after in a hollow pumpkin in the old oak tree.
I’M JOKING!!!!!
No, we were not that fortunate. For yes, we did see a beam of light! And we were both unconscious immediately. DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Master VonSweka!!!!” screamed she. “We have the HGT death device!!” That is what we heard! Yes, yes, yes!!! By we could not see, nothing at all! Nothing but a black blob of nothingness!! Perhaps this is what damned us to this horrible fate. For, this was not just a black blob- but a Black Dot of DOOM!!!1!!!one!!111!! And we were in their domain! The domain, of death and destruction!
Also of scented candles, but that’s a whole other story. Perhaps I will write it down one day. (I heard that the Black Dots’ favourite is French Vanilla.)
“Glorifyka! Bring it to me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!” It was then that the black cleared, and I saw a round black dot brining this odd thing that looked like a hamburger and a guitar together. It had this round thing on the top of the guitar-like shape, and also a few antennas. It was then she handed it to Master VonSweka, who I assumed was their leader. Then! Then! there was a blinding blue light. And then…………………………..darkness. The eternal oblivion of darkness! And never! Were either of us, woken again!
I guess that means were dead, yah? Yeah, okay, we’re dead.
THE BLACK DOTS OF DOOM!!!!1!!1!!!one!1!! STRIKE AGAIN!!
The end.
=)
This was written by my sister who is currently not remembering writing this, and is holding my arm moving it like a robot and singing "domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo".
crazy ]
I want to, if I may, take you on a strange journey. One that you will think me mad for. But I’m not that good at writing mysterious intros, so let’s get to my tale of the Black Dots of DOOM!!!!1!!!1!!one!!!!11!
You see, it was a horrible night. Rain. Thunder. Lightning. Oh my! Yes. And we were, my sister and I, driving along the back road. Mud!! Yes, it was muddy! Everyone knows that you can’t have a thunderstorm without mud. It doesn’t work. Then! we hit something. And saw a beam of white light! And then the little pink piggy met Mr.HappyLa, and they lived happily every after in a hollow pumpkin in the old oak tree.
I’M JOKING!!!!!
No, we were not that fortunate. For yes, we did see a beam of light! And we were both unconscious immediately. DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Master VonSweka!!!!” screamed she. “We have the HGT death device!!” That is what we heard! Yes, yes, yes!!! By we could not see, nothing at all! Nothing but a black blob of nothingness!! Perhaps this is what damned us to this horrible fate. For, this was not just a black blob- but a Black Dot of DOOM!!!1!!!one!!111!! And we were in their domain! The domain, of death and destruction!
Also of scented candles, but that’s a whole other story. Perhaps I will write it down one day. (I heard that the Black Dots’ favourite is French Vanilla.)
“Glorifyka! Bring it to me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!” It was then that the black cleared, and I saw a round black dot brining this odd thing that looked like a hamburger and a guitar together. It had this round thing on the top of the guitar-like shape, and also a few antennas. It was then she handed it to Master VonSweka, who I assumed was their leader. Then! Then! there was a blinding blue light. And then…………………………..darkness. The eternal oblivion of darkness! And never! Were either of us, woken again!
I guess that means were dead, yah? Yeah, okay, we’re dead.
THE BLACK DOTS OF DOOM!!!!1!!1!!!one!1!! STRIKE AGAIN!!
The end.
=)
This was written by my sister who is currently not remembering writing this, and is holding my arm moving it like a robot and singing "domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo".