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[sweep]

I'm so sick of Disney movies.

Hey hey heeeyy, Sven. Eve. I think we need a Christmas tree.

Oh yeah, and to make this a fandom post.

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[sexyeyepatch]

Where would we put it?

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On your side of the bedroom. You can sleep on the floor in the bathroom.

[sexyeyepatch]

Three people, a cat, 2 EKLMRJNKB MONKEYS, AND A CHRISTMAS TREE. Not going to fit in a hotel room.

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Don't you like the monkeys?

You're such a grinch.

[sexyeyepatch]

They're more obnoxious than you...most of the time.

You can have a small one. A small, plastic one.

[sweep]

They're my minions. Does that make you Dorothy?

... How small.

[sexyeyepatch]

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I don't think so.

Wanna try it and see?

[sexyeyepatch]

Are you really that eager to go out in this weather to get a Christmas tree?

Your monkeys can't protect you for long.

[sweep]

Yeah. We should find a forest and cut one down ourselves.

Sure they can. They don't sleep.

[sexyeyepatch]

You mean make ME cut it down.

I'll lure them with bananas.

[sweep]

Well, yeah. That was kinda what I meant.

Poisonous bananas?

[sexyeyepatch]

I'm tired. Today was a long day.

Laced with rat poison.

[sweep]

So tomorrow, then. A giant one.

.... You sound like Sig. I just realized that.

[sexyeyepatch]

A small one, Train.

I sound like one of your monkeys??

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A LARGE ONE.

..... LOL NO. Sigurd the purple wonder. He's grumpy like you.