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Nov 28, 2007 21:22

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sweep is being stalked on Livejournal!

mindreader_eh is stalking sweep

mindreader_eh’s REAL name :
Norwood Brabazon

mindreader_eh’s REAL DOB :
15th June 1986

Height :193 cm
Weight : 130.4 kg

mindreader_eh has dreamt about you :
12 times

mindreader_eh became interested in you :
14th January 2004

mindreader_eh’s latest dream about you

mindreader_eh and sweep are the first astronauts to colonize Mars. Instead of concentrating on colonial issues, the two young lovebirds instead spend their hours making passionate love on top of Olympus Mons.

This is how mindreader_eh describes your relationship behind your back

‘I think sweep is a little intimidated about my obsession over him but I’ll soon win him over on the dancefloor with my kinky dancemoves!’

mindreader_eh’s been stealing stuff from your house too.

Your cat didn’t run away sweep, mindreader_eh is holding it captive!

They’ve even started modifying their body for you

mindreader_eh took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.

They sent the following message to you in a Valentines

Marry me darling. Move in with me. I will do your laundry. I will raise the children! I will do anything to be your soulmate. Do you need a hip? How about a new set of teeth? Anything that is mine will soon be yours.

The Police

No. calls to the police :
22 times

Your Last Call to The Police

"Look, could you send a squad car over? It’s just that there is this person outside my house rumaging through my garbage and they’ve been doing it every night for the past month. They seem to have some weird obsession over me. Please hurry. I think they’ve just found one of my bank statements as they’ve just ran off again."

mindreader_eh’s Police File

15 years of continual drug abuse has taken it’s toll on mindreader_eh’s psyche. Unstable and a potential threat to society.

Testimonies about mindreader_eh

gemini_otouto - Balding slut

‘I’ve been friends with mindreader_eh all of my life and I know all of this is bullshit. sweep is such a drama queen.’

hatethecoffee - Car wreck of a human

‘I’m sure if you were to look up useless in the dictionary you would see a picture of mindreader_eh right beside the definition.’

musthaveitall - The Devil In Disguise

‘It’s odd, I’ve known some weird fucks in my time and mindreader_eh and sweep would definitely top that list.’

Seriously, Kyouya. What?

looks like train's being stupid again, sailor venus pwns all you bitches, usagi is fat, fatty fatty fat fat usagi, sailor venus is the best, taaaaggss, kyouya stole my energy, kyouya is a negaverse demon, djakngksj, kyouya wants to ride the train, usagi is still fat, cat food for train, kyouya is the new enemy

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