tis the season blah blah blah.

[sweep]

Limbo was cool. Teresa and me went through my whole supply of silly-string. And lime green jell-o.

But I'm back now.

Guess I can only visit for so long before I get my soul sucked out. Harsh.

But the real purpose of this post:

Comments

[yggdrasillove]

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

WHY DID SIG GET TO BE THE KILLER?!

[sweep]

What, you wanted to be the killer?

You're not scary enough.

[yggdrasillove]

What, are you slow?! OF COURSE!

And I'm PLENTY scary.

[sweep]

Scary like a newborn baby.

[yggdrasillove]

...Those things are actually pretty horrifying.

[sweep]

... Scary like a puppy.

[yggdrasillove]

A PUPPY OF DEATH.

[sweep]

[yggdrasillove]

[sweep]

No, Bart.

No.

[yggdrasillove]

YES.

[sweep]

You get killed first.

[yggdrasillove]

...WHY?!

[sweep]

The counselor always dies first.

[yggdrasillove]

HOW ABOUT I USE YOU AS A MEAT SHIELD?

[sweep]

Not in my video.