log AHOY.

[sweep]

[Yet another log]: This one is (mostly) CRACK. Some weird Killua from an AU universe is cozying up to Killua the ORIGINAL's property, which of course means there has to be a fight to the death. Ends up as an epic battle between Pikachu and Goku from Dragon Ball Z. I have no idea. Really. No idea. This log makes no sense at all, so I left in some

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[trainsmybaby]

This log is the awesomest thing that has ever happened to Brawl. We deserve a medal.

[sweep]

Have a thumbs up instead. :|

I still can't believe Caten hasn't seen DBZ.

[trainsmybaby]

OMG A THUMBS UP FROM TRAAAAAAAAIN *__________* LET'S RUN AWAY AND MARRY IN VEGAAAAAAAAS

Caten's Pikachu. She fails.

[sweep]

Train doesn't wanna marry a zombie. Or an alien.

But Pikachu is so cuddly. :|

[trainsmybaby]

No one's asking him. :|

Pikachu dies when he is killed. FAIL.

[sweep]

RAPE????

But there's like 10 million of them. One could just replace another.

[i_smile_faintly]

SURPRAIZ BUTTSECKS, you mean.

But only one of them is Caten. :|

[sweep]

WITH THE STICK????111ONe??

They're ALL Caten.

[i_smile_faintly]

Obviously.

...Jesus, that's scary.

[sweep]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I know. They all combine to form MegazordPikachu.

[i_smile_faintly]

Even though you say that, I know what you really mean is "YES". ♥

GET IT AWAY

[sweep]

Stick raep? No thanks. Do not want.

PIKAZORD RAPE. HOW ABOUT THAT.

[i_smile_faintly]

Not stick rape, POWER POLE rape.

Pikazord/Emmy is my new OTP.

[sweep]

IT'S EVEN RED, ISN'T IT? ljknskldsvnjgkgbsnkv orz

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!111111~~~~~

[i_smile_faintly]

Red from the blood of young virgins.

♥

[sweep]

... Ohmygod. You are a sick twisted bastard, you know that right.

I don't want to bottom to a giant pikachu.