my ass hurts
i got in an accident today. but not in my car.
i was walking. walking down detroit, from my car to the dry cleaners, when something suddenly rammed into my backside. while screaming like a woman who just got attacked (i'm not kidding), i turned enough to see that a kid on his bike had ran into me! he was probably around middle school age and he had huge clothes and even huger sunglasses on. yes, "huger" is a word. all he said was "whoa, where did you come from?"
he must have been flying down the street, because not even a minute before the incident, i had turned onto detroit from where i parked my car on lakeland, and in doing so, had looked both ways. i didn't see him coming from the way he came. and then suddenly he was there, with his front wheel between my legs and his handlebars inbedded in my ass.
and now my ass hurts quite a bit. how very strange.
i was walking. walking down detroit, from my car to the dry cleaners, when something suddenly rammed into my backside. while screaming like a woman who just got attacked (i'm not kidding), i turned enough to see that a kid on his bike had ran into me! he was probably around middle school age and he had huge clothes and even huger sunglasses on. yes, "huger" is a word. all he said was "whoa, where did you come from?"
he must have been flying down the street, because not even a minute before the incident, i had turned onto detroit from where i parked my car on lakeland, and in doing so, had looked both ways. i didn't see him coming from the way he came. and then suddenly he was there, with his front wheel between my legs and his handlebars inbedded in my ass.
and now my ass hurts quite a bit. how very strange.