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MATCHMAKER THEME -- MATCHMAKE YOUR OTHER MOD ;)

Mar 20, 2008 22:32

( I'll swallow poison on Sunday... )

matchmaker theme: pirelli

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carreysunshine March 21 2008, 05:35:07 UTC

Pirelli, of course. But again, dunno how much honesty you'd get from him. XD.

ostentatious March 21 2008, 05:36:36 UTC

BUT HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR, AND THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS. I COULD LOOK PAST THE LIES AND DECEPTION.

...

*tear*

carreysunshine March 21 2008, 05:43:55 UTC

What lies? Lies? I don't know what lies you speak of... It isn't piss, no matter how many times you claim it is.

Instead, let me enchant you by twirling my cape and speaking to you about follies.

ostentatious March 21 2008, 05:46:46 UTC

Follywhut, follywho? *is distracted by cape*

Lies? Is that what I said? I meant long walks on the beach, Italian food and barbering, obviously.

*is charmed by Italian mindgames*

carreysunshine March 21 2008, 05:48:51 UTC

Si, si, si. Very good. The hypnosis of my folly-cape-twirl trick works on unsuspecting barbers every time.

ostentatious March 21 2008, 05:50:19 UTC

Huh? Whut? Shame? *prettycolors*

carreysunshine March 21 2008, 05:54:50 UTC

That's right, keep looking at the pretty twirling cape. You don't feel my hand in your pockets, trying to find your... wait... that's not... there... no... yes... your... WALLET.

MONEY.

Erm, I mean, ROMANCE. Yes. I blow you a kiss and all that good stuff.

ostentatious March 21 2008, 05:56:51 UTC

...

Gimme my wallet back, bb. Don't make me smack you down in front of all of these people.

Wait, you blew me a kiss?

*distracted*

carreysunshine March 21 2008, 05:58:52 UTC

*pockets wallet*

Yes, I did. Here's another. Follow me back to my cart and I'll see if you've got any pocket change you're hiding from me. I mean... ROMANCE. Si, si, si.

ostentatious March 21 2008, 06:00:42 UTC

POCKET CHANGE?!

...

You blew it, Signor. Gimme my five pound back.

carreysunshine March 21 2008, 06:04:45 UTC

*twirls cape more*

Look at the shiny... satin is shiny in the light, like your friends, yes? Don't make me start talking to you in Italian...

ostentatious March 21 2008, 06:05:57 UTC

*is distracted by shiny cape*

Whut? Pocket change? Did you need some?

carreysunshine March 21 2008, 06:12:16 UTC

Yes, yes, that's a good unsuspecting barber... follow me into my cart, I've got candies...

ostentatious March 21 2008, 06:13:51 UTC

*follows*

Candy? But wait, Mommy told me never to take candy from strangers.

carreysunshine March 21 2008, 06:17:14 UTC

I'm not a stranger. I'm Signor Adolfo Pirelli, the King of the Barbers and Barber of Kings. Everyone knows me. So I'm not a stranger...

ostentatious March 21 2008, 06:18:38 UTC

Oh, alright then.

*follows and omfg cape... colors...*

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