Ode To the Sexy Kayak On Costco.com
Ode To The Sexy Kayak On Costco.com
Oh valiant blue polyethylene watercraft,
How I desire to carry you down our rocky path,
And present you like an offering to the river with a splash
Try to sit in you, and likely fall into the river for a bath.
But I would recover, and perch against your thermoformed back rest
Utilize your included paddle and begin upstream
Opening up new worlds on this river, new journeys, new quests
Joining the kayaking legions that pass us to dream.
Alas, Sexy Kayak, your watercraftian delights lay out of reach.
My job outlook is poor, though thousands of resumes are sent out.
Even with the time remaining here, finances leave us stranded on the beach.
Our pathetically small budget leaves us room to only dream about
That lovely day when an interview, then a precious job presents itself,
When we can afford groceries, bills, rent and have something left
To spend on ourselves, for things not essential or crucial to our health
Then, oh, then, Sexy blue Kayak towards the river I will carry your heft.
Until/unless a job comes, though, this plastic blue boat remains well out of reach.
For the sake of watercraft, and our financial survival, future employers, you I beseech.
Oh valiant blue polyethylene watercraft,
How I desire to carry you down our rocky path,
And present you like an offering to the river with a splash
Try to sit in you, and likely fall into the river for a bath.
But I would recover, and perch against your thermoformed back rest
Utilize your included paddle and begin upstream
Opening up new worlds on this river, new journeys, new quests
Joining the kayaking legions that pass us to dream.
Alas, Sexy Kayak, your watercraftian delights lay out of reach.
My job outlook is poor, though thousands of resumes are sent out.
Even with the time remaining here, finances leave us stranded on the beach.
Our pathetically small budget leaves us room to only dream about
That lovely day when an interview, then a precious job presents itself,
When we can afford groceries, bills, rent and have something left
To spend on ourselves, for things not essential or crucial to our health
Then, oh, then, Sexy blue Kayak towards the river I will carry your heft.
Until/unless a job comes, though, this plastic blue boat remains well out of reach.
For the sake of watercraft, and our financial survival, future employers, you I beseech.