quotes by W.C. Fields
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation."
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."
"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep."
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
"I never vote for anyone I always vote against."
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation."
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."
"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep."
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
"I never vote for anyone I always vote against."
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."