BOREDDDDDDDDDDD
WOW!!!! i'm at work and i'm sooooooooo bored!! don't get me wrong, i luv working here. but when it's slow....hahah WOW i have nothing to do. anyways. what to talk about.....ummm....last night i ran into some ppl i hadn't seen since mphs. it was weird. and i felt ugly, cuz i didn't have any makeup on or my hair done, and they've never seen me like that b4. i used to do my hair and makeup EVERY DAY, but now i could care less. no one to impress these days. i don't even wear makeup to work...my co-workers say i don't need it. so i won't argue, cuz i don't wanna wear that crap anyways. it's like putting paint all over my face. it's really gross. anyways...
umm...ok i'm bored so i'll tell u guys a joke if you're bored enough to read this...
ok, a two year old and his parents are hanging out at their house on thanksgiving night. his grandparents are supposed to come over for dinner. his dad is in the living room watching a football game, and his mom is in the kitchen cooking thanksgiving dinner. the mom is also reading a newspaper while she's preparing dinner, cuz of course, being a woman, she's multi-tasked. anyways, she's reading an article, when her son (unbeknownst to her) walks in the room and overhears her reading it out loud to herself. anyways, it was a story about a rape, and the little boy heard his mother utter the words "penis" and "vagina," which were words that he'd never heard b4. startling his mother, he speaks, making his presence in the room known, and asks: "mommy, what's a penis and what's a vagina??" confused on how to answer her son's question, she mutters...."umm....well, uh,...a penis is a coat, and um...a vagina is a hat." "oh, ok mommy" says the little boy, and walks on over into the living room cuz he hears his father screaming at something. once he enters the room, he realizes that he's screaming at the t.v., and is irritated about how the game is going. "oh you little bitch, no!!! omg u bastards!!!!" suddenly the little boy speaks up, making his father jump in surprise. "daddy, what's a bitch and what's a bastard??" asks the little boy. "well son, um...well, a bitch is a girl and a bastard is a boy." feeling like a bad parent, cuz he cussed in front of his 2 year old son, he decided to go upstairs and shave. "besides," he thought, "mom and dad will be over shortly." unbeknownst to him, his little boy is curious and follows him up the stairs and into the bathroom. the father begins to shave, and accidentally cuts himself. "shit!!!" he yells. then the little boy, not understanding his father, asks: "daddy, what's shit??" startled again, and unsure of what to say in response, his father exclaims: "oh, uh...it's shaving cream, son. now, uh....why don't u go down stairs and help your mother with dinner. grandma and grandpa will be here soon." "ok," says the son, as he begins tromping down the stairs. he walks into the kitchen and sees his mother taking putting the turkey in the already steaming hot oven. suddenly, she accidentally burns herself, and screams: "fuck!!" the little boy, not sure of what she meant by that, says "mommy, what's fuck??" totally irritated now, cuz she's been caught cussing all night, she says..."honey, it's nothing...well, it's cooking. yea, it's cooking." "oh, ok" he says. then the doorbell rings. "go get it hun," says the mom. "it's grandma and grandpa." excited, the little boy runs over to the front door and opens it. "hi there honey!!" the grandma and grandpa say simultaneously. "hi you bitch and bastard!! um, why don't u put your penises and vaginas together over in the closet. daddy is upstairs putting shit on his face, and mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!!"
hahahhah sorry i luv this joke.......o man. i heard it in 6th grade!! and i still remember it!! hahah ok yea i know it's stupid, but i like it. i have nothing better to do right now anyways.
o yay!! chris just stopped by!!! i luv seeing him at work!!
ooooooooooooooooo i have an idea! i'm gonna look my friend doug fenton up in the amgen directory so i can call him up and bug him!! hehe...i'm so devious!! ;]
umm...ok i'm bored so i'll tell u guys a joke if you're bored enough to read this...
ok, a two year old and his parents are hanging out at their house on thanksgiving night. his grandparents are supposed to come over for dinner. his dad is in the living room watching a football game, and his mom is in the kitchen cooking thanksgiving dinner. the mom is also reading a newspaper while she's preparing dinner, cuz of course, being a woman, she's multi-tasked. anyways, she's reading an article, when her son (unbeknownst to her) walks in the room and overhears her reading it out loud to herself. anyways, it was a story about a rape, and the little boy heard his mother utter the words "penis" and "vagina," which were words that he'd never heard b4. startling his mother, he speaks, making his presence in the room known, and asks: "mommy, what's a penis and what's a vagina??" confused on how to answer her son's question, she mutters...."umm....well, uh,...a penis is a coat, and um...a vagina is a hat." "oh, ok mommy" says the little boy, and walks on over into the living room cuz he hears his father screaming at something. once he enters the room, he realizes that he's screaming at the t.v., and is irritated about how the game is going. "oh you little bitch, no!!! omg u bastards!!!!" suddenly the little boy speaks up, making his father jump in surprise. "daddy, what's a bitch and what's a bastard??" asks the little boy. "well son, um...well, a bitch is a girl and a bastard is a boy." feeling like a bad parent, cuz he cussed in front of his 2 year old son, he decided to go upstairs and shave. "besides," he thought, "mom and dad will be over shortly." unbeknownst to him, his little boy is curious and follows him up the stairs and into the bathroom. the father begins to shave, and accidentally cuts himself. "shit!!!" he yells. then the little boy, not understanding his father, asks: "daddy, what's shit??" startled again, and unsure of what to say in response, his father exclaims: "oh, uh...it's shaving cream, son. now, uh....why don't u go down stairs and help your mother with dinner. grandma and grandpa will be here soon." "ok," says the son, as he begins tromping down the stairs. he walks into the kitchen and sees his mother taking putting the turkey in the already steaming hot oven. suddenly, she accidentally burns herself, and screams: "fuck!!" the little boy, not sure of what she meant by that, says "mommy, what's fuck??" totally irritated now, cuz she's been caught cussing all night, she says..."honey, it's nothing...well, it's cooking. yea, it's cooking." "oh, ok" he says. then the doorbell rings. "go get it hun," says the mom. "it's grandma and grandpa." excited, the little boy runs over to the front door and opens it. "hi there honey!!" the grandma and grandpa say simultaneously. "hi you bitch and bastard!! um, why don't u put your penises and vaginas together over in the closet. daddy is upstairs putting shit on his face, and mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!!"
hahahhah sorry i luv this joke.......o man. i heard it in 6th grade!! and i still remember it!! hahah ok yea i know it's stupid, but i like it. i have nothing better to do right now anyways.
o yay!! chris just stopped by!!! i luv seeing him at work!!
ooooooooooooooooo i have an idea! i'm gonna look my friend doug fenton up in the amgen directory so i can call him up and bug him!! hehe...i'm so devious!! ;]