Jessica, Jessica, Jessica Simpson.

[sweeby]

I walked into the living room to find Jessica Simpson doing this (yes it is a hyperlink, yes it is a video, yes it might take just a bit of time to load).

I hate when people add too many notes when singing. Stop. And the tapping the microphone and shaking your head with those notes? No.

(And yes, I am listening to Rick Astley, do you have a problem with that?)