another fucking survey stolen from LAUREN this time
1. Innie or Outie Bellybutton? innie
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? I suppose, who wants to know?
3. Have you ever written a song? about vampires. :-P
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? yes.
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom? yeah.
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? lmao, yes.
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your French fries? beside
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? nope
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? sadly.
10. Have you ever broken a mirror? yes. 2 mirrors.
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? no.
12. What is your biggest pet peeve? Trevin. Can that be a pet peeve?
13. Do you slurp your drink after it’s gone? yes.
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Yes.
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Whopper
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? no
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? plastic
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza? FALSE
19. Did you have a baby blanket? Yes. I still have it.
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? No.
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? no.
23. Can you flip your eyelids up? no.
24. Are you double jointed? yes
25. If you could be any age, what would you be? 21
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? yes.
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? no
28. What is your dream car? one that runs.
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? none.
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? ok. syre.
31. How many cavities do you have? 2? i don't know.
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? no.
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first: unbuckle your seat belt or open your window? window cause i dont where my seatbelt. :-P
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? no
35. Can you pick something up with your toes? no?
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? 5. I think.
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? Umm. I think so.
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? none
39. How many foreign countries have you visited? 0
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? no.
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? rich and unhappy
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? i dunno.
43. At what age did you first try to drive a car? like..9?
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? no.
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? no.
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Alice.
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? who cares?
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? light
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? scrambled
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? no.
51. Do you talk in your sleep? I'm asleep, how the fuck do I know?
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? neither
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? bitten
54. Have you ever played in the rain? a lot
55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? NEITHER muwha
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? no.
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? one has a longer nose.
59. What’s your favorite number? 10
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? sports
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? no.
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? I don't eat at the dinner table.
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? yeah
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? regular?
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? no, i'm not stupid.
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpson’s voices? Simpson's
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? ummmmm, a young, alive Marilyn.
68. Have you ever made a semi truck honk? sure??
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? nose because I could get plastic surgery
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn’t like? sure?
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn’t like? shut up
72. Have you ever returned a gift? no
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? i already have
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? none. fuck that.
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? like 2? hah.
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? yes
77. Do you sing in the car? yes
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? honey.
79. What is your favorite breed of dog? none.
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? yes
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? what, nigga? did you call me a stingray?
82. What is your least favorite fruit? i love them all i think
83. What kind of fruit have you never had? i dunno
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? a record shop with neat old records and...and new ones too like The Vines. I'd clear that sucka OUT.
86. How many letters will/did I earn in my high school career? huh?
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? um. i dunno.
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? none, bitch, none.
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? i will.
90. What do you think is your best feature? umm. my hands. :-P har har.
91. If I were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? classical
92. What is your favorite season? summer
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family? 3
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you? psychic. lmfao. thats a 6th sense, huh? fuck off. :)
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? painter
96. Have you ever ridden a tortoise? no?
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college? more than 4.
98. Have you ever had surgery? no.
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? football
100. What do you like to collect? condoms.