Jan 21, 2004 20:33
Who needs EXERCISE when you got TRIMSPA? By Chelsea Cleveland
Fitness: Obviously Anna Nicole Smith has seen one too many twinkies but she has never seen a bike.
Cardiorespiratory endurance: When you work those body organs (mostly heart and lungs). Wooo.
Aerobic: Exercise where you move at a pace which allows the heart to supply oxygen to your muscles and junk. But who really cares?
Flexibility: CHELSEA IS THE MOST FLEXIBLE IN HER P.E. CLASS, oh yes.
Muscular endurance: When you do something; such as fucking, and it requires a bit of strength.